You married the creep, lady. Soup and all the nuts that go with it.
Charming. Now stay the hell away from us!
when did Campbell’s start making Chunky Bullshit?
I thought this was going to be some prepper story, but I guess Cruz just really likes soup.
Whuyyyy, I thawt that all God-fearin’ Christian women supposta know how to cook up vittles for thar mayn.
Insteada doin’ lahk she’z supposta and leanrt from her mamma, she musta went to that thar Ellie Mae Clampett peculinary school or some such while mamma was out playing cards an’ a suckin’ daywn them thar sloe gin fizzers.
But to go agin’ whut the master of the howse wawnts, whuyyy, that thar’s a blasphemin’ uh duh Holy Word. Now you march raht back to that thar store an’ getchsef a hunnerd cans-a that thar soup like’n your husband wonted inna firs’ playce.
When Ted Cruz went to discover his cache of canned soups missing, his wife promised to go back and re-buy the food, she told Cooper.
Megyn Kelly Syndrome.Well they won’t improve their cooking skills with canned soup.
Shitty soup. He likes shitty soup.
That was your first clue…
More Cruz ooze…
Soup Nazi?
WTF. This is the most deranged story I’ve heard in a while. Why the hell would you share this?
If they think this is going to make them seem like jes’ reglar folks, they’re mistaken.
WTF. This is the most deranged story I’ve heard in a while. Why the hell would you share this?
My thoughts exactly… what’s next? Accounts of how Ted likes to can his farts under the bed sheets and Heidi picks her nose in the car?
Why is it that every time Ted Cruz tries to humanize himself with some sort of quaint story…I get more creeped out?
That’s the sort of soup kitchen that a starving homeless person would pass on.
Didn’t the Romneys have to eat tuna salad and iron their own shirts? Didn’t Pat Nixon have to wear a cloth coat? Ain’t they all cute?
what a friggin idiot… when I read the story I thought he went and used the cans to throw at the heads of homeless pregnant women and children
A link too far for me.
Not really. He lacks taste buds and will consume quick, processed food.
Yeah, that is a bit deranged. The obvious, unanswered question is why did Cruz think it was a good idea to buy 100 cans? Was he stockpiling the fallout shelter?