I guess it’s more efficient than loathing them separately. It frees up a hate-slot for me. Thanks Ted!
Trump, To Indiana: Take a look at their faces, would you vote for any of them? for any position?
I am sure that this puts California solidly in Ted’s column. /s
Game Changer!
…and world totally doesn’t give a fuck.
Nothing like doubling down on the crazy!
The two pompous pretentious lying spitballs are perfect for one another and would make a great leadership team.
For Somalia,
And up in Alaska, in Wasilla, a moose farts…
It’s a hail mary pass that suggests he knows he’s toast.
both of them have Dantes Inferno awaiting them Evil people!
Nothing says “I can shepherd the economy” like causing 30K layoffs.
Dog catcher? Town scarecrow? (That’s Trump suggesting these – not me) 
Why do you have it in for the Somalians?
Oh good. Now when he’s not nominated for president she can not be nominated for Vice President at the same time. Good grief.
Can we look forward to campaign ads, like maybe “The Demon Creeps” ?
Calling the former technology “brilliant and capable,” Cruz said he arrived at the decision after a “great deal of time and thought.”
Two questions immediately come to mind:
- If Carly Fiorina is both “brilliant” and “capable,” when, if ever, does she plan to demonstrate these previously-unexhibited traits?
- Does a “great deal of time and thought” comprise more time or less time than John McCain spent in choosing Sarah Palin?
This is just so damn hilarious! Trump needs 287 more delegates to avoid a contested convention. Cruz needs 677. Trump needs to win a little more than half of the remaining delegates. Cruz has to win them all. Trump will either win it outright or go into the convention down less than 100 delegates. There’ll simply be no credible case to be made to deny Trump the nomination. None.
As someone said on an earlier string (sorry, I don’t have time to look it up and give proper credit) it’s like Dracula meets the Bride of Frankenstein.
Look more carefully. He positioned that very lovely blonde right beside him to keep people from looking at him. I assume he was smirking as usual, but I spent my time enjoying the blonde instead. Great leadership move!
Really folks, you can’t make this stuff up!