Discussion for article #228701
Was her concealed carry permit taken away from her? And if not, why? She should be banned from owning guns for the rest of her life.
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In the good old days, the only thing an elementary school teacher took with them into a bathroom stall was a bottle of vodka.
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Well, at least she didn’t do any firearms damage to the children in her care before being fired (e.g. voluntary resignation) for her stupidity. Unfortunately, it’ll probably take those kids years to get beyond her undoubtedly idiotic teaching.
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“Cops Say Teacher Changed Her Story After Accidentally Shooting Toilet”
“Horsley told the paper that Ferguson-Montgomery was not terminated and that she had resigned and taken a job closer to her home.”
With her talents for changing her story and negligent firearm use, I expect her new career is in law enforcement.
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The toilet stood its ground.
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The only thing that can stop a bad toilet with a gun is…okay, the toilet was unarmed but the concept of a berserk toilet is so frightening they need to be shot anyway.
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The toilet got off easy IMO. Could have been a swimming pool.
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What’s the other thing Shitburner was claiming was more dangerous than a gun?
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hammers.
Ban hammers.
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Okay, for the last time, you Mormons.
‘Shoot the shit,’ is JUST AN EXPRESSION.
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“placed it on top of the toilet-paper dispenser,”
She’s lucky she didn’t try to wipe her ass with the gun.
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There’s some real crazy shit going on in Utah restrooms.
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Better she use the toilet as the target of her frustration than a problem student. I won’t even pretend that a pre-chambered round and no safety lock were factors, since they apparently weren’t to the investigators either.
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Take the word ‘restrooms’ out of your post and you’d still have a point 
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Not true. A lot of the time it was a pack of menthols.
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Okay, the Palin’s didn’t start a fight but so far in October we’ve had:
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A guy in Oregon having his gun stolen by ANOTHER guy with a gun.
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Bob Beckel on Fox Not the News challenging a boor to a knife fight.
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And now, Annie Oakley here shows off her marksmanship.
This is an okay month for humor so far.
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What could possibly be better than guns in schools, eh?
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The menthols helped hide the smell of the booze.
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She took a job teaching gun safety for the NRA.
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