Discussion: Tea Party Candidate Makes Fun Of Rand Paul For Running Away From DREAMer (VIDEO)

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When your digestive system is acting up, instead of saying you have “the runs”, just say you have “the Rands”.

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Please don’t try and be a ‘helper’ Gordo.

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#RANPaul. Sure hope this one sticks. The “libertarian” Young White Bro Dudes won’t want to be associated with something they think is a p****y (their locution, not mine).

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This guys actual electoral hopes are pretty much non existent, but it does go a long way to showing just how faint Paul’s presidential hopes are too.

When the tea party is openly mocking him, he can kiss those hopes good bye.

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And unlike little bitty Rand Paul I do not have a teensy little doll-baby stomach and can wolf down an entire burger without even chewing the GD thing…

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Brave Sir Rand ran away! [“No!”]

Bravely ran away, away! [“I didn’t!”]

When Dreamer reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled! [“NO!”]

Brave Sir Rand turned about
And valiantly he chickened out! [“I never!”]

Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat [“Lies!”]

Bravest of the brave,
Sir Rand! [“I never did!”]

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Rand’s running away will forever along with Perry’s “oops” and Rubio’s water bottle. Epic.

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Don’t forget Sharon Angle’s long march to avoid questions about her “Second Amendment Remedies.”

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Hey Gordie, who do you know that’s selling citizenship’s?
If you know someone who is you need to do the right thing and turn them into the feds!
Otherwise quit being a Fox News “rumormonger!”

Here, I’ll define the word for you:

rumormonger  
ru¡mor¡mon¡ger [roo-mer-muhng-ger, -mong-] Show IPA
noun
a person given to spreading rumors, often maliciously.

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Another classic…Who can forget “I am not a witch”…so many to choose from.

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And paying with chickens.