LAWMAKER sends video to me of shooting incident near Capitol. He was stuck in an Uber 1/2
Probably a Republican lawmaker. Iâd like to think that a Democrat wouldnât use Uber, or any other form of transportation that doesnât rightfully regard their drivers as employees.
Edit: Authorities are now saying that this was not an act of terrorism. I guess that means that the perp was a white guy.
âIâm stuck in an UberâŚâ It sounds like a songâŚ
Disguntled taxpayer? If so, it canât be Trump.
Perhaps Malaria making a run for it.
And why arenât those same NRA guys demanding that we arm all of the gang members in Chicago so the shootings will stop?
Uh-oh - time for a clampdown on Liberal terrorism⌠
Weâre referring to it as the Vicinity of the Rayburn Building Massacre.
From Maryland, so either illegal Mexican or black on PCP. Confirmed, black lady. Probably on welfare and PCP.
Lemme guessâŚanother mentally ill person allowed to get a gun without having to submit to a background check anymore because of new legislation sponsored by the NRA.
Everyone knows, its just too mean and unfair for anyone to expect someone unstable, imbalanced and crazed to be unable to get a gun legally. I mean, what kind of society would we be if we couldnât allow crazy people to shoot guns at people like every other Tom, Dick and Harry in America?
Stuck in an uber? Did the driver noble the kidsafe function on the door locks?
âOh Lord, stuck in an Uber agaainnnâ
song to âLodiâ by CCR.
HaâŚwe jokeâŚbut WTF happens when someone hacks the entire network and fleet of self-driving Uber or Google vehicles some people imagine will be part of our upcoming corporate utopia?
A spokeswoman for the U.S. Capitol Police said there was âno nexus for terrorism.â
Wait! Let me go find my OED so I can figure out exactly what they meant by ânexusâ as related to this incident. So, what again about terrorism and this shots fired incident? Iâm all for enhanced vocabularies, but this doesnât seem the time or the placeâŚor the incident.
As far as the article reads, all the shots were fired by police. Sounds like a fender-bender gone terribly awry.
Iâm guessing a black woman mistaken for a man if they fired shots at her.
Jesus, what is Nunes up to now?
Because it was the cops firing on the suspect.
Theyâll thaw out Sylvester Stallone?
No nexus = white
Put Nunes on it. And fast!
@fess Itâs just another example of LE bafflegab. The more stilted the speech, the better they like it. âNexusâ is thrown in as a clever sounding rhetorical flourish meant to impress the rubes (present company excluded, natch). 