Discussion: Surprise! Bristol Palin Got Married

What’s her due date?

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“Trash got married.” WGAF!

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seven months from now!

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where can I send the condolences card?

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Breaking…

Barstool Palin marries gun nut alcoholic suffering from PTSD to cover for her 3rd pregnancy. !!!

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Surprise! We don’t fucking care!

Edit: That’s not really true, and I apologized for saying that. We have big hearts. We have compassion. We care enough to mock.

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I hear they’re very excited to be moving to Florida, where both two lovebirds will be joining the housecleaning crew in Trump’s estate.

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Wonder if Meyer has done on a paternity test on ‘his’ daughter. Probably not… if he does, he might be in for a shock.

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She looks an awful lot like her mother. I don’t remember noticing that before. Hope they have a good marriage.

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Well, is he the baby daddy of this (her fourth) one?

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“Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer confirmed they were married to Entertainment Tonight…”

Suitable venue

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'Life is full of ups and downs but in the end, you’ll end up where you’re supposed to be."

Bristol’s “supposed to be” an embarrassingly-immature unemployed pariah in a politically-radioactive clan?

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Ooh, those Lannisters will fall before the might of these families united!

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To paraphrase a great line that Oscar Levant once used about Doris Day, “I knew Bristol Trump before she was a virgin.”

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They are the Freys to Trump’s Lannisters. Or maybe Wildlings.

Wedding photos TMZ?.. Er… I mean TPM?

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Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer got married to Entertainment Tonight?
See, this is what same-sex marriage has brought to this country, you fucking libtards! People are now marrying infotainment TV shows!

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Is TPM allowed to publish a pic of the bride giving the groom a Handy-J in the back of a Chevy? Because that seems like the typical Palin honeymoon.
Bada-Boom, Bada-Bing!

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Only if Bristol is naked on a beach.

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