Whatâs her due date?
âTrash got married.â WGAF!
seven months from now!
where can I send the condolences card?
BreakingâŚ
Barstool Palin marries gun nut alcoholic suffering from PTSD to cover for her 3rd pregnancy. !!!
Surprise! We donât fucking care!
Edit: Thatâs not really true, and I apologized for saying that. We have big hearts. We have compassion. We care enough to mock.
I hear theyâre very excited to be moving to Florida, where both two lovebirds will be joining the housecleaning crew in Trumpâs estate.
Wonder if Meyer has done on a paternity test on âhisâ daughter. Probably not⌠if he does, he might be in for a shock.
She looks an awful lot like her mother. I donât remember noticing that before. Hope they have a good marriage.
Well, is he the baby daddy of this (her fourth) one?
âBristol Palin and Dakota Meyer confirmed they were married to Entertainment TonightâŚâ
Suitable venue
'Life is full of ups and downs but in the end, youâll end up where youâre supposed to be."
Bristolâs âsupposed to beâ an embarrassingly-immature unemployed pariah in a politically-radioactive clan?
Ooh, those Lannisters will fall before the might of these families united!
To paraphrase a great line that Oscar Levant once used about Doris Day, âI knew Bristol Trump before she was a virgin.â
They are the Freys to Trumpâs Lannisters. Or maybe Wildlings.
Wedding photos TMZ?.. Er⌠I mean TPM?
Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer got married to Entertainment Tonight?
See, this is what same-sex marriage has brought to this country, you fucking libtards! People are now marrying infotainment TV shows!
Is TPM allowed to publish a pic of the bride giving the groom a Handy-J in the back of a Chevy? Because that seems like the typical Palin honeymoon.
Bada-Boom, Bada-Bing!
Only if Bristol is naked on a beach.