Discussion: Surging Midwest Floods Suggest Climate Change Poses National Security Threat

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If God didn’t want these floods we wouldn’t be seeing them.

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As others have pointed out, when the DoD is taking climate change very seriously, the rest of the country needs to get on board.

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Even George McGovern knew global waming is a hoax.

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Wind, rain, cold, snow, heat, whatever…there is NOTHING more frightening than the sheer power of water:

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{AP} 2300 BC - Some experts say that the continuing rainstorms are part of a larger global shift in climate, while others feel that a nice goat-liver poultice will bring the return of prosperity. Residents in low-lying continents are advised to keep their Arks in good working order.

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An extensive article in Mother Jones probably a decade ago outlined all the steps DOD was taking to deal with climate change. Too bad the commander in chief is a dangerous moron.

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“Suggests”??

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2300 BC (AP) Residents of the town of Boahbom have notice new animals appearing in their suburbs - giraffes, kangaroos, and racoons have been seen heading towards the ship building site of Noah, town grouch. Fortunately there seems to be only 2 of each kind, so grazing will not be affected. The city goatherd predicts a light drizzle tomorrow, based on some birds flying over his left shoulder. Goat cheese is Boahbom’s main export, and is said to be healthful.

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2300 BC - Ad in the Boahbom Times: “Swimming Lessons, 10 500 shekels. Speak with Jonah down by the bay.”

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DoD’s been taking it seriously since the Clinton Administration. Shockingly, the guys whose jobs include ‘figure out how everything can go horribly wrong’ has long understood what’s now actively going wrong.

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Well, they’ll have to be identified and fired I suppose.

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The nihilists in this admis couldn’t care less. “What, me worry?”

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Climate deniers and the people in power who support them are as much a danger as a terrorist or a violent criminal, except their threats are against the world at large.

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Well, it has to take a back seat to those damned caravans.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. You understand, it all makes sense.

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If Trump were a smarter man, he’d realize climate change is going to make areas of Africa and the Middle East uninhabitable in the very near future. Which will lead to his biggest nightmare -more brown people and non-Christians seeking refuge in Western countries. And no wall will fix that problem.

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I love parody and good parody ain’t easy to do.

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are you saying i need to keep my day job?

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I think he was saying that he’s looking for a funny post, and he’ll take a pair o’ deez. So complimentaryistic.

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maybe - but he didn’t ‘like’ mine, so I guess he was not amused

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