Discussion: Supreme Court Rules Law On Offensive Trademarks Is Unconstitutional

Congrats, Mister Snyder.

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I’m actually pleased with this decision. Determination of what constituted offensive language came down to the opinions of a handful of people in that office rushing through hundreds of requests, and enforcement was arbitrary. In this case, the officials making the decision were unable to acknowledge that the term ā€˜slant’ was being used in an ironic way by musicians intending to reclaim it. Notorious RBG seemed particularly unimpressed by the government’s reasoning during oral arguments.

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It’s the right ruling. Let the douchebags announce themselves as douchebags so we know who to label douchebags and can proceed to destroy them for it.

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Really, a no-brainer.

They’ll have to get the name changed the old-fashioned way: Shame.

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The decision was unanimous, but the justices were divided on the reasoning.

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Principal has won out over decency.

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I’m looking forward to the new sex shop named ā€œFUCKā€.

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Ironically, ā€œdouchbagsā€ is now registerable as a trademark by anyone not actually in the douche business

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Oddly enough, I’m now looking forward to that too.

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Cue the next Brit Boy Band, the "Wanking Limey Bastards"©™

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Too late. I’m pretty sure I saw them perform in Bournemouth back in the '70s.

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Corporate or personal piggishness is a constitutional right, even though its morally wrong.

This one gets an asterisk.

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So does this mean the DMV must approve my ā€œFUKTRMPā€ license plate?

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So does this mean that someone can register N*gger and start sending out cease&desist orders?

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So does this mean that someone can register N*gger and start sending out cease&desist orders?

I’m going to say it’s been ā€œgenericizedā€ by years of common use and it’s a trademark that can’t be enforced.

Actually, that ought to be a reason for denying ā€œRedskinsā€ trademark protection, right?

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I am too, since I’m kind of a free-speech hawk, if that makes sense—I’d like to see suppression and punishment of hateful speech happen outside the government. But it’s funny how glad and relieved you can feel these days just to see an honest, non-stupid controversy about a serious question that politics and other social actors have to address. How do we handle speech that was accepted once and now is widely seen as offensive? How do we react to groups—rappers, gays, etc.—claiming back offensive terms? It’s actually kind of important to talk about, so it stands out amid the toxic trivia, the lies and propaganda and simple nonsense that’s so much taken over.

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I have to say: it’s so good to wake up in the morning with the blessed assurance that we are a civil society. And what I mean by civil is that I am reasonably sure that it is unlikely that any in my immediate family will be shot within the next 24 hours.

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ā€œThe Supreme Court on Monday struck down part of a law that bans offensive trademarksā€ what part did they not strike down?

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Know what you mean. I look out my office window and see a bit of small-town America. People ride bikes and walk dogs. They cut their lawns and put out the trash. It’s stable, the same as it was in the Obama years. I think that’s one reason Trump was elected—there were so many people who’ve lived such stable lives they’ve never realized how quickly it could fall apart, and how horrific it could become.

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