Discussion: Subway Jared Reportedly Texted About Paying A 16-Year-Old For Sex

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I am sure that’s the only way he’d get any, How disgusting

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Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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From sub sandwiches to toast.

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Missed a step
…from sub sandwiches to sub human to toast.

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The radical right will, somewhow, blame this on “gay marriage.”

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Sorry, but I think I’ll reserve my anger for something besides a guy having sex with a professional, even if she was 16 at the time. It’s not like he was pulling a Cosby, and Fogle is not being accused of grooming children for a pedophilia ring. Not only that, but this was bragging by text, and so far there isn’t any physical proof that anything illegal happened in the first place. Like I said, I think I’ll keep my pitchfork and torch ready for something that really calls for it.

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Subway, eat fresh…

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this makes Kellogg look genius going with Tony the Tiger and leprechauns all these years.

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some states have laws about 16 y/o consenting to provide professional services to adults.

But how stupid is that? If it was an 18 year old, there would be no issue.

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Jared’s appetite was for more than bland sandwiches.

Supposedly the fact that he was putting back on weight coupled with this allegation was too much for his sponsors to take. A fatter, hornier, jail bait obsessed Jared somehow didn’t convey the image of good living and fresh food.

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The little brain makes the big brain stupid. Did this guy think that the girl isn’t going to tell 100 people that she did the Subway guy?

Subway, Papa John’s Pizza, Home Depot, Olive Garden-- creeps and teabaggers, all of them.

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It is probably good that Subway bailed on their SpokesPervert. The whole chain is doing poorly. People seem tired of soggy bread and synthetic slimey “meat.”

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A big tent (wink, wink) Republican?

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What really sucks is that Indiana’s age of consent is 16, so he won’t even be brought up on charges for that. I guess we will have to confine our schadenfreude to the end of his career as a spokesman.

I have met Jared and heard him talk. He was nice, well-mannered and educational. This is a very sad situation. What a waste.

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Can’t have fat guys getting any sex, after all.

Task, tsk. Now, how can you accuse dude of being a Republican? – Wouldn’t the 16yo have to have been a cute Abercrombie & Fitch boy for Jared to be a Republican?