Discussion: Studies Find 'Young' Blood Rejuvenates Aging Mice

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Great, here come the vampires.

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Ergo, Dick Cheney feasts daily upon the blood of virgins.

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Well, in this new economy of the oligarchs, young Americans can now look forward to an albeit temporary line of work for the likes of Sheldon Adelson, Donald Sterling, and Foster Freiss.

And they say you can’t get blood from a stone! Hah!

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Don’t forget the Koch brothers. Our Republic may be truly doomed.

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Oh, and you know what? FUCK PhRMA and the horse they rode in on. I suppose we’ll not see any more articles about their collusion with lawmakers here.

A cursory check indicates the most recent critical article was in 2012. Since then, it’s been nothing but one great big ass smooch, not unlike the fossil fuel industry and MSNBC – er, I mean Comcast.

PhRMa or not, you need some meds, dude.

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Bring in the vampires.

Okay, I’m becoming a vampire and preying on the young. Who’s with me?

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This is not news, Keith Richards has been having blood transfusions with lambs blood for years… so they say.

Some young blood would rejuvenate my aging mouse.