Sex sells.
That’ll keep this in the news like… forever.
I board a flight at 2 today. If this happened while I was on the ground, imagine what shit is sbout to come down.
According to Josh there are sexts or images of an intimate nature or something. Make America Gag Again, man.
Could be–Porn actress sues President for failing to meet terms of hush-money payment over illicit affair during the beginning of his third marriage? 
Might be dick pics? 
Yeah that just might be the publicity rocket fuel this amour de passage was looking for. All I can say is WALK MELANIA WALK because seriously you’re young and literally anyone would be a better hoozbond. He’s literally the worst person in the world.
OK lots of snow in the east, snow day for many of us, let’s get to a thousand comments WE CAN DO IT
Will Cockholster will find time to careen to the courthouse to sue Stormy for disclosing the affair he never had with her? Will he be able to retrieve the sexts and dick pics he sent the former porn star cum stripper? What about the videos? Will Melanoma finally answer the question “Do you still love me (after he had not one but two affairs while she was home caring for his newborn son)?”
Answers to all those questions and more on the next installment of The Peckerwood’s Penis Phollies.
cross posting from Cohn thread:
In any other reality impeachment proceedings would be drawn up for this mishegas. My prediction: silence from most every corner with an occasional sheep bleating “fake news.”
Cohen has already outed himself as the bag man so he’s cooked if this cray moves forward.
If pics surface? Then I say it’s a whole new ball game.
rim-shot
ETA: filth aside, can’t wait to see the Rethuglicans pounce on the potential violations of federal election laws.
crickets
You’re just dying to win that snowmobile and the case of Molson, aren’t cha?
Well do you blame me? I happen to love Canadian ales. You could emigrate for that alone. I used to go to this one Canadian children’s lit conference in Winnipeg and the Sheraton there had a bar with like seven of them in a row. Heaven. And I’ve never even ridden on a snowmobile. I love that kind of thing and never once? It’s not fair so yeah.
The only thing missing is a nude model and some lingerie
We used to call them brown units. At one time in Ontario all the beer bottles were 12 Oz brown bottles so they could easily be recycled . Don’t know if that is still the case as its been a few years
Damn! The day is just getting started, too! I’ll be busy all day! Double Damn!!! This looks like it will be fun!
The evangelicals will claim that even Baby Jesus had dick pics.
MULLIGAN, MULLIGAN, MULLIGAN, MULLIGAN … HE’S DONE IT BEFORE AND HE WILL AGAIN …
… he is screwing the world and there appears to be nothing capable of stopping him any time soon.
David Dennison? I’m surprised he didn’t go with Dirk Diggler.
My guess is that SHS, Fox News, et al. will be ranting about how she has a NYC lawyer to press this case, paid for, no doubt, by George Soros. They’ll take a cue from Roy Moore, who is milking supporters for protection against those who would use the legal system to attack the poor, powerless conservatives. And the rubes will eat it up because lawyers are their worst fear, and they are totally ignorant about ways that T and his lawyers use the courts to cheat people like…well…like his base.
or perhaps they’ll go - hey - he’s banging a porn star, so, Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
President Dennison is such a righteous Baby Christian that he couldn’t bring himself to sign the agreement or even cover Cohen’s cost for the hush money. But the librul fake news media is making it sound as if our President did something wrong! Will the persecution of Christians never end??
“Fake Sex Scandal Distracts Trump From Presidenting and Pivoting for 17 Months”
“Destruction of Democracy Stormy Daniels’ Fault”
from a commenter on a Jonah Goldberg article today - thought it was on point for our stormy weather:
“Still, many of Trump’s biggest fans stick by him, mirroring Trump’s mode of thinking and discovering ever more extravagant ways to explain or rationalize the president’s behavior.”
This fact is one of the greatest mysteries of my lifetime. Character, honor, integrity, loyalty, wisdom, and respect for others. All things that we should require or hope for in a president. Trump possesses none of them and obviously his supporters, especially Evangelicals, no longer believe they are necessary. He is unfit in every way. This should matter to all Americans.
There will be scandals to come, no worries. At least this one you can check out over breakfast. Like having dessert first.