Avenatti is about as good as Trump at trolling.
Hilarious. Michael Cohen is regretting the day he ever got involved with Trumpski.
1 / Perhaps Avenatti was implying that she’ll be doing some exotic dancing during the first coffee break.
2 / Cohen’s lawyer is probably reminding him to not drink any Polonium herb tea.
3 / Did the FBI take away all of the other sport coats Cohen had? Could be they are trying to break his spirit.
Let’s hope she creates a few squalls In the courtroom.
The DON(ald) and his Big Apple Dumpling Gang strikes again.
After the raids, Cohen’s lawyers asked on Friday for a chance to look over the seized evidence before allowing prosecutors to do so. The lawyers argued that the raids affected other Cohen’s clients and were a violation of attorney-client privilege.
Isn’t this the very point of the taint team? And what assurances are there that they wouldn’t withhold or destroy evidence? Doesn’t pass the smell test.
Did everyo ne see the segment on MSNBC yesterday where it was revealed tha the same form and fake names were used in more than one NDA? Cohen created a boilerplate NDA… and his “practce” was described as an NDA factory.
I am hard to shock in my old age, but that one just set my mind to wonder. I am no babe in the woods, far from it, but is the sleaze machine REALLY that copy-and-pastable?
I haven’t lived in The City since 77, maybe that explains it.
The pee-pee tape, Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, and Summer Zervos are all hanging like a dark cloud over Trump’s head. In a sense, he’s getting his own version of the “me too” movement. And even though he’s President, things seem to be moving forward nicely on all fronts. It’s nice to see justice finally getting served on these predators even though it’s taken years if not decades.
I wish I could tell ya …
but what happens in _________, stays in _______.
/nda.com/
from a mile away…
I wonder if they use the same random name generator program as the porn industry?
Your Honor, I’d like to enter into evidence items 14A through 14C:
one rolled-up copy of Trump Magazine
one men’s underwear (white, size 5XL)
one note found under the wiper blades of Ms. Daniels car (“IT wOUlD BE A SHAme iF anyTHINg HaPPEned to YOUR DoRTER!one!!!1”)
…fill in those blanks with “The White House” and we got trouble, right here in River City.
Media rocket fuel. If Trump doesn’t have any evidence of alien life to trot out he’s going to be hurting for counter-programming material. Failing reality show! Low ratings! Sad.
Interesting how trump hasn’t tweeted 1 damn thing about Avenatti. It has to be killing him.
Bet he fights that urge more than a hooker hunter. lol
Probably fighting both urges bigtime.
Want pic of cohen’s face on first eye contact with her in the courtroom just for the fun of it.
Will they install a witness pole for Stormy?
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What is the red pin Cohen is wearing on that weird sports coat? It looks a little bit like an anchor (“I can sink you”) or a devils’s pitchfork (“I can drag you to hell”). But I can’t quite tell. I haven’t seen anything like it before
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