TRANSLATION: āWe donāt have shit.ā
And? Putin has the pee tapes. Either way, Mr. Trumpās dalliances on the side are going to come out eventually.
āIs there a sex tape?ā Wallace asked next.
Is there an emoticon for projectile vomiting?
Or gouging out your own eyes?
Maybe pithing yourself with a Number 4 pencil?
If this tape surfaces, Iāll leave it to others to watch and summarize, thank-you.
You a russkie troll?
If Stormy can overturn this NDA, it could potentially be significant in that there are probably literally hundreds of people who have signed NDAs for Trump. Imagine if they were all overturned on one technicality or anotherā¦ Itās safe to assume Trump played a bit fast and loose with them.
I bet itās in black and white, filmed in Super 8.
Iāll head back to 1974 and check my best pal Danās dadās basement work bench side cabinet. He had lots. And a tan/gray cast iron projector. (The bulb is in the fuse box cabinet on the wall). BRB.
A+ to her attorney for playing the titallation game.
And he appears to have studied the Trump playback. āThere could be a sex tape. Iām not saying there is one but many people are talking about it and saying there is.ā
āā¦but we had to edit out the parts with the Great Dane and the Mexican midget in order to protect the innocent.ā
Let me abruptly start talking about dinosaurs and help distract you from whatever unsightly shitā¦
Honestly! Must you use a word with ātitā in it?! There could be Republicans lurking on this site, you know! Wonāt someone think of the children?!
I live to see those Evanjuggalos twist in the wind trying to defend Trump if a video is released.
O thatās so stolen!
Uh oh! Someone kept the condom?!?!?!?!?
Ok okā¦that was grossā¦but cāmonā¦still funnyā¦
Those of us who braved 2G1C are now without a gag reflex and will report back to you.
Which Shopkins set comes with mini condoms?
Whateves. Even if this tape exists, Trump will just declare it the greatest sex tape in the history of sex tapes and his neanderthal base will explode in thunderous applause.
And after all things Russia are swept under the rug and covered up by a complicit GOP, the only redress any of the sane people in America will have is toā¦VOTE THEM ALL OUT.
The mid-terms canāt come fast enough.
If it was just a sex tape, it would have been out there already. There is something associated with this tape that the Trumpenvolks donāt want us to see, something that damages his alpha-male persona. Itās something every comedian in the free world will run with. Thatās what their hiding.
And all they have to do to prove me wrong is release the tapes.