Discussion: Stone’s Lawyers Swear They Just Forgot About Stone's Book At Gag Order Hearing

Will Stone get a nice refund on his retainer?

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Gee judge, I didn’t really think I was drunk at the time.

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Oh, yeah. That’s gonna go over real big with Judge Berman Jackson. She ought to send Stone AND his lawyers to prison.

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I’m pretty sure this bathing suit is a felony in and of itself. Lock him up.

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What kind of lawyers are these? They should have used the “Rick James” excuse!

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Interestingly, between the kid’s shirt and the dad’s shorts, you’ve got a full set of prison attire available…

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Tell all my beloved peeps on TPM - especially Tena! - that I love them, but I can no longer comment on the site since I must now go into the bathroom and put out my eyes with railroad spikes.

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Stone continues to mock our judicial system, just as the entire republkkkan cult continues to mock our judicial system. They seem to think that because they have a degenerate louse in the white house, and a drunken sexual assaulter on the supreme court, life is good (for the most deplorable among us).

But they’ve hitched their wagon to a falling star and karma’s going to bite them in the ass sooner than later. At least it had better.

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Can the judge only throw Stone in jail for violating the gag order, or is the guillotine an option, too?

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Stone is in serious trouble. …

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“Roger Stone made his appearance in court today…”

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So the lawyers are leading with their own incompetence?

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they plain old forgot that an upcoming memoir lampooning the Mueller investigation was a good thing to mention at a hearing

Stone must be paying them tons of money for them to take the blame for their client not telling them about the book release.

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Haven’t we all had “OMG, now what did he do” clients? Who are we to throw stones.

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More brain bleach please.

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Rule 1, Fer. R. Acq.

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Er, I mean, your honor, not that drunk.

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The truth is that the lawyers hadn’t read the book. They couldn’t stand the thought of reading it.

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Sounds like Stone better bring his toothbrush on Thursday…

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