âI Will Never Roll On Donald Trumpâ
We will quote you on that and reserve your room at the Fed for the next 10 years .
Now give me your passport
You are such a fool.
If Mueller has the goods, we really donât care if you roll or not. I, personally, would much prefer you stick to your principles - if it is possible to call what a piece of shit like you believes âprinciplesâ - and spend a few years in a federal prison.
Mueller almost certainly has what he needs to nail your ass to the wall. If you want to protect that other piece of shit, that is your choice, dickhead.
Oh, and Roger darling: the beret just makes you look like more of an asshole. Mon dieu!
It really isnât a question of the beret making Stone look like an asshole. He is an asshole and the beret underscores that fundamental reality.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Anyone that spends time saying how theyâll never roll is going to be one of the first to flip.
And who amongst us doesnât have loads of extraneous financial crimes to prosecute, even though we werenât (or were) involved in Russian hi-jinks (treason).
Panic makes weirdos like Stone do strange things.
His movies all suck.
When push comes to shove, Stone will flip on anyone that will reduce the time he will be spending in prison.
He knows that he is far too old and flabby to survive long mixed in with the general population.
So whatâs the betting book saying on how soon he flips?
He defines the word âcreepâ.
I thought JFK was overrated.
Well, obviously, why else would you be trotting out your prison look on video, they love gray foxes with cute hats at LeavenworthâŚ
Makes it a lot more likely heâll hear the cell door clang behind him. Works for me.
This is probably for an audience of one.
Stone Cold Translation: âNot only am I flipping out, Iâve flippedâ.
Roger Stone was part of that famous conservative Republican Triumvirate of Fuckery that also included Paul Manafort and Lee Atwater.
Paul Manafort is in the same legal boat that Roger Stone is in right now, trying to show a calm and unconcerned front to the public although we know they are both pissing in their pants from panic behind the scenes.
Lee Atwater took the easy way out: he died. And he died a painful and horrifying death, which he justly deserved, and if there is a hell, I sincerely hope Mr. Atwater is roasting like a Cornish hen on a Weber kettle.
Man, this guy should not be mistreating that Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt.
âIâm not the flipper! Iâm not the flipper! YOUâRE the flipper!â
Iâd say ducks on a pond, but theyâve capsized and their feet are flailing for everyone to see.
Might be a hat tip to trumpâs wrestling promo days:
One of my favorite shows as a kid!