Discussion: Stone: 'I Am Prepared' For Mueller Indictment, 'Should That Be The Case'

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Stone, perhaps the most predictable and tiresome member of the Trump family syndicate.

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“Roger Stone said Sunday that he was ‘prepared’ to be indicted by special counsel Robert Mueller, ‘should that be the case’…”

“I am prepared,” he continued, “to go to prison, shave my head, and live with other tattooed men.”

“I am ready to face strip searches, communal showers, and testosterone-fueled humiliation and violence.”

“For years and years and years,” he excitedly concluded, “um…should that be the case.”

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Sam Nunberg was on MSNBC today saying they’d probably get Stone on some petty charge. I don’t remember the exact term he used but something to that effect.

When I have time I’m going to see what I can find about what people had to say when Capone finally got put away. I’ll bet it sounds pretty similar.

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“Stone later said that neither he nor his lawyer had had contact with Mueller’s office.”

Translation: You’re a target, mofo.

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Getting indicted is something Roger has had in the back of his mind for well nigh on 40 years…

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Oh, you gonna go down, beeotch! Karma has been biding her time for a walking smallpox pustule like you, since she knew that kicking your ass this late in the game will probably make sure you die in prison, which is the nicest punishment you deserve for your stain on humanity.

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“I am prepared.”

“I already have a wicked jailhouse tat on my back.”

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“Terrorized”? For someone who has used dirty tricks for decades to intimidate political opponents, and who regularly talks tough about “doing battle” with those opponents… he certainly comes across as a coward here.

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“It is not inconceivable now that Mr. Mueller and his team may seek to conjure up some extraneous crime pertaining to my business, or maybe not even pertaining to the 2016 election”

In other words, “I don’t know which crime they’ll indict me for”

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“I don’t know if I’m an interesting person or a person of interest,” Stone began in response.

I don’t know if you’re a skunk or a weasel. Thus Spake Sooner

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I am sure that Roger Stone has access to the same pool of brilliant conservative Republican lawyers that Donald Trump uses for his defense, which means that Roger Stone will be sentenced to being slathered with bacon grease and lowered into a pit of rabid, starving dingoes.
Oh, those poor dogs!

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Shouldn’t it be “I am prepared for Mueller convictions”?

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Did somebody hint to Roger that he’s about to be indicted? hahahahahahahaha

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"At least eight of my current or former associates, mostly young people, have been terrorized by Mr. Mueller’s investigators,” Stone said.

Yeah, Roger. You just seem like the kind of guy that would get to hang around with the cool kids.
I guess by “young people” he means the lower range of the FoxNews demographic - you know, 67 - 73 years old.

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Thanks for publishing that delightful picture of Roger Stone, Josh.
Would someone please circumcise that thing?

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Former U.S. Associate Attorney Daniel Goldman who worked in the Southern District of New York office, offered his advice to Stone.

“You need to start thinking about what’s going to happen when you get charged,” he said.

The fact that Stone has not been called while his associates have is an indicator that Stone may simply be indicted before he’s even interviewed, Goldman said.

“You don’t want to be the last person they speak to,” he said, telling Stone to go to Mueller and come clean lest they reach out to him right before indictment or, “they don’t reach out to you, they just charge you.”

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Well it seems someone did.

O joyful schadenfreude!

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“It is not inconceivable now that Mr. Mueller and his team may seek to conjure up some extraneous crime pertaining to my business, or maybe not even pertaining to the 2016 election,

“Extraneous crime”. I love it.

I didn’t kill anyone, Officer, but I did commit the extraneous crime of armed bank robbery. May I go now? Sheesh! Witch hunt.

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“It is not inconceivable now that Mr. Mueller and his team may seek to conjure up some extraneous crime pertaining to my business, or maybe not even pertaining to the 2016 election”

  1. That is precisely inconceivable.

  2. Thanks for announcing that you are guilty of a bunch of crimes we don’t yet know about.

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