Maybe prison is the safest place for olā Rog and Paul right now. They have to understand that folks in this game, at this level, donāt have the longest shelf life. If the late Peter Smith had had that optionā¦
IThe little handcuffs on his shirt are an especially nice touchā¦
Roger Stoneās attack on the special counselās office quickly falls apart
I cannot imagine what it must be like to live in a world of pure fantasy, and not Wonkaland.
There you go, you got it all on your own. Trust your instincts! This is exactly it. 
Cuz heās going to jail for a long, long time and there wonāt be anymore interviews or publicity for him.
whoa, whoa, whoaā¦HOLD THE PHONE!!! Where did you hear that??? are you SURE???
Seriously, now, donāt tease us like that. How do you know that?
there is not one HERE per se, but I have one on my iphone. Maybe on my ipad too, but Iāll have to check. Luckily, people here in the hive are very giving. Look what Sooner gave you!
Sorry, Roger (actually, not really) ā and it was a nice try (actually, not really) ā but itās still your time in the barrel.
Oh, hang on. I meant to say in front of the barrel.
This is extraordinarily dumb. What the hell would Mueller gain from tipping off CNN about Stoneās arrest?
Is Stone also going to demand a hearing to find out who tipped everyone off that heās an insufferable asshole?
Dearest Roger,
I am also a great admirer of Richard M. Nixon. Looking forward to making you clean our cell block toilets with your tongue.
Ratfuckingly yours, Bubba
Youāre the Admiral Schofield of commenters - showing admirable efficiency, you get right to the points!
Predictions:
First, the motion will be dismissed without any separate or formal hearing on the issue raised, based on the following Sound Reasoning:
because even as raised, that it, even within the recital of fact alleged facts in the motion filed on behalf of Stone, are a) the complete answer to the only factual basis underlying the so-called mystery that Stone raises, to wit the exact timing of the release to all media of the government press release on the indictment, which timing shows ON THE FACE that CNN was notified properly per Judge Jacksonās order and the same way and time as every other new media org on the request list, and b) a total failure by the legal team on Stoneās behalf to connect any of his rodent molesting allegations to the actual recovery of evidence - the well known concept of no harm no foul so who TF even cares except the less than 40 percent of American voters who will vote Trump even if he were caught naked in bed with with the naked dead body of a child handcuffed to a bedpost.
Also, there exists binding legal precedent directly on point and that is one hundred per cent against Stone.
Second, yes, of course, this frivolous motion with its
grandiose and misleading presentation of trivial complaints that turn out not only unfounded but untrue and pointless, will be raised again in future, by the government and the court, again and again, in support of increasing restrictions on Stoneās bail, and then in the yanking of his bail, and thereafter on his futile appeals.
All goes to prove that, try as you will to separate a rodent molester from the cheesy object of his sick and twisted addictions, the only way to put a stopper in his misbehavior is to bottle him up completely.
Sorry, no basis for this at all; tongue firmly in cheek (HGTV) with a weak attempt at humor
CNN has to understand that a guy who makes things up for a living isnāt going to look at their facts and think āOh, I see, yes, I understand now, how foolish of me.ā
After this word from āLady Macbeth Spot Removerā - get the stain out of the most stubborn consciences!
a little late to send us your family christmas card
ok then, gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up. 
Ummmmm
Iām not actually that stupid.
Just that incredulousā¦,
OT, but it occurred to me that it must be one big machine tool to make that barrel.
Yes, when itās just you and your skin, tanks are intimidating.
Ya know, āoneās turn in the barrelā goes back to the age of sail and ārum sodomy and the lashā as Churchill called it.
Could we live without mail-order ?