Discussion: Stockman: Some GOPers Think Lois Lerner Is 'A Word That Rhymes With Witch'

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100% of sane people think Stockman is a word that rhymes with ‘sockcucker’

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"and a word that rhymes with witch to me several times.”

I just don’t see why we needed to know this.
Very unprofessional for a Congressman.

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As always, Stockman keeps it so very classy.

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Stockman thinks classy is taking the dishes out of the kitchen sink before he pees in it.

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What’s wrong with Lois Lerner being rich?

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Stockman is a word that rhymes with:
heartless
unhygenic
sociopath
loser

I had to dumb it down a little for Stockman and his former voters.

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Kitsch?

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Channeling Barbara Bush?

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Stockman’s experience that led to his being put on the Foreign Affairs Committee? Being thrown out of IHOP

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You did see the pics of his ‘campaign HQ’ – no?

Unprofessional? Is nearly a compliment in the case of this dirtbag.

jw1

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She’s rich?
A snitch?
Has a twitch?
Popped a stitch?
Her email had a glitch?

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How is the investigation of Stockman for campaign finance violations coming?

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When Barbara Bush is your gag writer, how can you lose?

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Wow - there is a Republican run on ignorant today! King, Palazzo, Fitzsimmonds, and now Stockman (and the day isn’t even over yet)

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Did Stockman and Perry meet a Lenscrafters and matchy-matchy?

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Not only is it Josh’s favorite sentence but it can be used for any occasion.

“Stockman declined to answer questions about specifics in the hearing, including whether he had a penis when he walked in or left the chamber.”

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It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the witch, to satisfy and itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch

And oh what heppened then was rich

(Munchkins)
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a switch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch!
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a switch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch!

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They’re throwing around Contempt of Congress just like they spount IMPEACH and BENGHAZI! Where are the arrest warrants and indictments? That’s what I thought - you’s gots nuthin’. Still.

[quote] Stockman said he and some fellow House Republicans want to issue an arrest warrant for Lerner before Congress leaves for its summer recess. … [/quote] Yo, Stuckman! That ship sailed some thirty years ago:

BTW Little Stevie: I think the rhyming word you’re looking for is “Smarter than YOU!!”. Then again, so is my cat.

[quote] What’s wrong with Lois Lerner being rich? [/quote] She should be loved by the Freak Show calling itself the Tea Potty Crowd (aka TPC) since she was appointed by their favorite president, Bush!

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Okay, all together now: 1… 2… 3…

“CLASSY!”