Discussion: Stewart Updates 'List Of Innocent Things Black People Do That Look Suspicious'

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I thought the RWs liked guns. They should have been happy she was making the fake gun gesture, and pointing it at a black man.

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KSTV is well-known for its RWNJ approach to news—it’s a local joke in the Twin Cities.

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And never EVER put your hands in the air.

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Or fail to do so.

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LOL…so true.

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“List Of Innocent Things Black People Do That Look Suspicious”

  1. Voting.
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  1. Reaching for drivers license
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"FREEZE! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!!! STOP MOVING!!! MOVE!!! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!!! DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!! TURN AROUND!!!

And the penalty for failure to instantly obey any of the mutually contradictory commands screamed at you by the amped up cops in body armor pointing guns at you is death.

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Playing loud music.

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Walk on the street in a neighborhood without sidewalks.

Attempt to unlock the front door of your own home.

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Being Big&Tall.

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Shopping.

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Be big.
Be tall.
Wear scary clothes.
Wear nice clothes.
Drive down the street.
Walk down the street.
Buy anything in the store.
Get caught with anything you bought in the store.

Think you guys got the rest.

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Stewart’s the best at these sarcastic skits. LOL. Well done.

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You forgot
Don’t breathe too loud. LOL

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Really? That’s a thing? LOL.

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Sadly, Yes.

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Be.

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  1. Never attempt to return a neighbor’s mail you received in error.

  2. If a distracted white woman drops her paycheck (with her mailing address on it) on a city sidewalk, never, ever pick it up and call out, “Excuse me, ma’am” repeatedly. She’ll haul ass. But do put it in an envelope and mail it to her.

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