Discussion: Stewart Clarifies: Vote GOP 'Or Get Beheaded While Pooping Blood' (VIDEO)

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Beyond their Deranged Obama Syndrome memes, culture war red herrings, and freakouts and banshee-shrieks about how much they NEED to win to repeal Obamacare, do the RethugliKKKlans have ANY fu*king platform from which they intend to govern in any way? ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) (*rhetorical question)

When it comes to governing, Republicans and Cons are like dogs who chase cars: They bark, yap, snarl, growl, snap at the tires, and shit on the pavement but, when they catch the vehicle, they can’t begin to figure out how to drive the damned thing that they claim to hate yet chase with relentless, blind, mindless and stupid passion.

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What is it that you call people that enjoy pain? Oh yeah, Republican voters.

If you say that you don’t want big government in your life but really you want them right next to you in your bedroom, you must be a Republican.
If you claim to be all about FREEDOM but want to restrict everyone else, you must be a Republican.
If you are afraid of everything and need to carry guns that are really the thing to fear, you must be a Republican.
If you claim to follow a God that preaches hatred of others and despise of the less fortunate, you must be a Republican.
If you believe that corporations are people and giving them more FREEDOM is the ticket to be trickled down on, you must be a Republican.
If you deny common facts, proven science, your inner self, Republican failure, you must be a Republican.

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good luck today, Democrats…as a Canadian that’s all I can do to help.

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Seeing how Dumb and paranoid the US public is, they will believe the message.

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Given the possibility of runoffs in two states, I can see the GOOPers screaming ā€œlandslideā€ and ā€œmandateā€ before the fat lady leaves her hotel for the theater to sing. Let’s hope she’s too big to fit in a taxi lol

I don’t watch Jon Stewart anymore. His show has pivoted from intelligent humour to toilet humour in an attempt to wrangle millennials. Fuck that.

ā€˜Toilet humor’ says the person that ends their post with ā€œfuck thatā€.

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Yes, because Millennials are the inventors of Low Humor. It certainly wasn’t present in the intellectual comedic works of Beavis, Butthead, Ren, or Stimpy. Nor in any of John Belushi’s artistic endeavors, or indeed, any jokes going back throughout all of history.