Discussion: Stephen Colbert: 'We're All Gonna Die!'

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We all die eventually. The human race will someday die out, and eventually this planet and everything that exists here will die too.

Someone should point out to Lindsey that he’ll die too.

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Lindsey is so upset

http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2011/09/14/a-question-2/delicate/

Graham is living proof that the amygdala is a terrible thing to waste.

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His amygdala is huge. He’s got enough amygdala for 10 paranoid baggers with plenty left over.

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This phoney period of pre election Rethug/Pet Media Brownian motion had it’s first microcosmic bookend with the Palin Melee but possibilities seem limitless for the concluding, meme-laden punctuation of the 2nd bookend.

He’s a Colonel in the Amygdala Guard.

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I have it on good authority that he has a hyperactive Reptilian complex also.

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ISIS is coming over your house tonight to chop your head off,right in your own living room while you are watching reruns of Family Guy, and it’s all Obama’s fault.

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“Resistance is useless.”

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This is the type of rhetoric from a politician fomenting ignorance as to the reality of the situation. I don’t understand South Carolina’s voters frame of mind for choosing a candidate like Graham. Yes, we are going all to die of shame for this guy.

Perfect.

Just thinking about the odor coming from 30,000 dirty sandals obviously ratcheted Miz Lindsey past the calming effects of an extra strength Pirin…

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And even though Lin is increasingly seen as a fear-mongering clown, the rubes in SC will gleefully re-elect him.

Wah ah deeyew deeclayah. Miss Lindsey’s gone and got huhself the vaypahs ageeyin. Fetch the smellin salts befoe she’s ovacome. The po deeyah.

It’s the Masons! :slight_smile:

Mockery is the best way to handle this (as well as a lot of other things coming from that side of the aisle).

Fear mongering is what the GOP does. “Fear the black/brown/red people. Fear the terrorists. Fear the Occupy Wall Street hippies. Just keep on being afraid. Only the Republicans can keep you safe.”