Good to know Covfefe is officially official, and will be catalogued in the Library of Congress for future generations to reflect upon and wonder to themselves, WTF???
Good to know
Trump can just tweet instead of traveling to all those foreign countries
But trust me Sean
Youâre going to wish you hadnât said that
Shortly
Believe me
Didnât Kellyanne scold everyone for paying such close attention to Donaldâs tweets? Whatâs the official word on that? Letâs ask Donald for a tweet to officially resolve the matter.
OKâŚI am SO confused! Am I supposed to âobsessâ over POTUSâ tweets? Take them with a grain of salt? Believe the âsmart people in the roomâ or âknowâ that the latest tweet if an âofficial statementâ and inane of not, believe it?
Conway vs Spicer: WWF Tonight at 8
âWhite House press secretary Sean Spicer on Tuesday said that President Donald Trumpâs tweets are indeed official statementsâŚâ
Mueller, the FBI, the Senate and House Committees, and the Courts all appreciate this official confirmation.
Duly noted for future reference.
I long for the day when âcovfefeâ resonates with the public in the same way that âChappaquiddickâ or âBenghaziâ do.
It will be a tag-team event, Spicer/Huckabee versus Conway/Gorka.
(Bandwidth back onâŚClap off, clap onâŚ)
I hope this puke in the White Huuse isnât deleting any of his tweets as they are subject to the Presidential Records Act and should be archived for historyâs sake and safe keepingâŚso we can all look back and remember what a fucking lunatic this asshole was in the late teens of the 21st Century.
Never again.
Yep. We could see this at any moment:
Thereâs very little coverage of what he does because he does very little. He does tweet a lot, so thatâs what get covered.
Itâs enough to give you whiplash . Why if I didnât know better I might think itâs not a âsmooth running machineâ
She bites.
Just crack open a bottle of whisky , light a big splif and chill until the confusion goes away
ââSo theyâre considered official statements by the President of the United States.ââ
And an official cosmic embarrassment to our nation.
I thought Kelly Ann said the press pays too much attention to the Presidentâs midnight tweets.
âThe Presidentâs tweets will be engraved on stone tablets for future generations.â
The ACLU will be glad to hear this as they prepare their briefs to the SCOTUS regarding your travel ban, which violates U.S. Law.
âI think weâve made it clear with respect to that that the courts should follow the law,â he said. âAnd I think the danger is not real, the law is clear and there is no question that we wonât prevail at the Supreme Court.â
After Trumps recent tweets. The modified statement above is far more accurate than Old Spiceâs initial crack at it.