Discussion: Spicer: Trump Wants People To Know 'The Earth Is A Very Dangerous Place'

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:earth_asia:?

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Let’s just cut out the middle man and have SNL hire SpiceBoy outright, ala CNN with Lewandowski.

He’s comedy gold, as far as coming up with improv material to be mercilessly mocked and scorned.

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The world is a dangerous place, but it’s nowhere near as dangerous for Americans as is America.

100,000 Americans get shot every year, and 30,000 of them die. That dwarfs death and injury terrorist acts by orders of magnitude.

Perhaps the Tweeter in Chief might be interested in knowing that.

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Preparing us for martial law, are we? Spoken like a true authoritarian.

Too bad it’s not climate change he’s referring to.

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Buck up buttercup. Terrorism* is no big deal. We’d be better off ignoring it completely.

*Except for nuclear terrorism, but you don’t fight that with Muslim bans.

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yes. the earth IS a very dangerous place right now. it went to defcon holy shit on January 20. we are all aware of it, sean.

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In the world of Trump supporters, they call it “Marshall law.” That’s because they, like the so-called President, are idiots.

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Trump: Constitution is being suspended because of the danger that is posed by everyone who doesnt support me. Media is taunting me. Donald will be the king.

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Trump wants us to fear the world the same way he fears women laughing at his tiny pecker.

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It is a dangerous place if you are from another planet and can’t breathe oxygen.

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you’re early by about three weeks.

it’s boggling how nothing is hyperbole anymore. how even the craziest shit – like the idea of a president saying “the constitution is suspended” – is actually an empirically sound prediction, rather than hyperbolic snark.

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Some would say your figures are:

Not
Really
Applicable

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#79, Trump elected.

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The earth. Not the world.

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Yeah, I’m yearning to return to a time when the earth wasn’t a dangerous place. I just haven’t been able to determine when the fuck was that time.

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On Monday, the White House released a list of 78 terror attacks it said the media had not sufficiently covered…

He has it on “good” authority that a Muslim kid kneed another kid in the balls in some school somewhere in the world?

Spicer quoted a provision in the U.S. Constitution that gives the President the authority to keep “aliens” out without also citing other provisions in the same document prohibiting discrimination based on “national origin” and religion as codified in the USCA and interpreted in the courts. Common sense dictates that half a picture does not a whole picture make. Edit: I trust the courts to get it right over the “common sense law” firm of Spicey, Conway and Trump.

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And SO much more so since 1/20/17 the end of the salad days and the beginning of teh stoopid.

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Are you saying you would be surprised if it happens this weekend (perhaps just after SNL)?

Are we really under more of a threat from terrorism than we were from the fascists in World War II? Or the nuclear threat during the Cold War?

The biggest threat to the United States, and the world, right now is global warming, and Trump and his merry friends are doing all they can to make that worse.

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