Oh yeah… that Spicer guy
The one with zero credibility
The one who manages to insert both feet in his mouth every press conference
The one who is putting SNL scriptwriters out of business
Oh yeah that one
Today’s Trump policies? Or yesterdays “alternatives”?
Trump doesn’t push policies.
He shovels them.
It’s always good to wake up with a laugh and Spicy delivers.

How can we tell?
The ideas DT is spouting and the one’s that Bannon has lived by seem to be one and the same, do they not?
The “President Bannon” meme REALLY gets under his skin, like nothing else we have seen. 
The only “policy” Trump has had for 50 years is to make Trump rich.
I agree there is no change.
Bull. Shit.
“The president does so wear big boy pants.”
Sure, and Bush wasn’t really Cheney’s bitch.
By the way, what position has Trump held on NATO for the last 30 years?!
The Decisionater and Strategerist in Chief.
What is it with GOP prezes ???
What policies would those be that he’s clearly held since the the eighties and nineties?
For Iraq invasion, then conveniently against? Against Syria attack, then for? Insurance for all, then against? The list is endless.
The only thing clear about his “policies” is that he’ll go wherever the wind blows. Except for racism, that he’s clearly for.
…or go where the money’s at.
Sean Spicer is telling a series of laughable, obvious lies and today is a day that ends with the letter “y”. But here’s a thing: If your administration is based on unprecedented crimes of various sorts, how smart is it to assemble a team of vindictive prima donnas and set them fighting with each other like scorpions in a jar and humiliate them when they get a little too big for their britches? Is that a brainy genius smart-guy thing to do? I don’t think so either.
Trumps ideas: mE CAN bUILD BIGLY WALL!!!MExico Pay!!! My namE ON IT!!! ShooT MiSSSLES! BLAme OBamMA"WIRETAppp"!
Bannon’s ideas: See: Hitler, Adolphus. Mein Kampf. Berlin, 1925
Pick your poison.
He lost me when he associated “policies” with his boss.
Well, I have heard the phrase “policy racket” associated with organized crime. Maybe that’s what Spicer means.
So around the 100 day mark Trump’s press secretary takes to the podium to explicitly state that Trump is not Steve Bannon’s sock puppet. I’m just basking in the aura of all this new American Strength Trump gives off.