Everything Trump says is a joke.
How in the hell does one tell when Donald Trump is joking?
Not joking : Trump :: Ex Cathedra : Pope
Trump just said the press should decide who gets Trump’s salary.
For having to endure his campaign THEN have to sit in a room with Spicer I say give it to the working media for recompense.
I thought his candidacy was a joke.
Then he won.
Now his Presidency is a joke.
Except nobody is laughing.
That’s what I’m talking about - when do the laughs start?
I guess the answer to when they start is when Melissa McCarthy comes out as Spicey next.
Kudos to Peter Alexander for asking the question. It has reached the point that the press corps is now openly saying they can’t trust Trump and his representatives to ever speak the truth.
Little Donnie took an ax
Gave the truth 40 whacks
When he’d seen that he had won
Gave the truth 41 X 41.
“Can you say affirmatively that whenever the President says something, we can trust it to be real?”
“If he’s not joking, of course,” Spicer said. “Every time that he speaks authoritatively, that he speaks, that he’s speaking as President of the United States.”
Yah, Precedent ShitGibbon is such a wacky fun little fellah… 
‘Every time that he speaks authoritatively…’ Oh good God…
‘Of course’ you can trust whatever Trump says ‘if he’s not joking’. Ha ha ha. But he’s such a great straight-faced kidder, isn’t he?
And how many foreign leaders, generals, governors, and U.s.Citizens believe and trust him?
We already knew that Little Donnie Trump is a very bad joke. With this clarification we now know that it is official, “You can never trust Little Donnie Trump to tell the truth.”
Girlfirend, you took the words out of my mouth. All I see is gloom and doom on that face, warning us there’ll be hell to pay if he doesn’t get his way. He is the joke on two legs.
@denisj They’re meeting right now in that proverbial phone booth to count heads.
Only fools trust Trump.
White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Monday that “of course” President Donald Trump’s comments should be taken as fact “if he’s not joking.”
The joke within a joke response. No wonder even Spicer has started laughing at his own answers. Even he understands his boss is full of shit.
Trump: I think this week Melissa is coming out as gay on SNL. No Kidding. I read it on Breitbart.