Iâll bet he even lies in his dreams. Itâs automatic.
He needs to study the classics.
âThat statement is no longer operativeâ will do just fine.
This guy spins so hard I am surprised he doesnât spontaneously drill himself into the groundâŚ
Hello?
Obnoxious Spice: Do the letters " F U" mean anything to you?
Is this another âlisten to their heartsâ not their WORDS moment?
âThis is not a Muslim ban. Itâs not a travel ban. Itâs a vetting system to keep America safe. Thatâs it,â Spicer said in response to a later question.
âItâs spelt Luxury-Yacht, but itâs pronounced Throatwobbler-Mangrove.â
âWho you gonna believe, me or your lying ears and video evidence?â
â Sean âBaghdad Bobâ Spicer
Spicy is the best spokeschimp evah!
Its a prerequisite for this WhiteÂŽ House.
Vice President Biden warned us about this!
Hey Priebus, when Sad Spice gets canned (and he will be), youâll be as isolated as Flynn. Good luck.
So, if intstead of âa travel banâ, they claim itâs actually a bristly bandicoot, will I be able to see one in the zoo?
The âdishonest mediaâ (AKA the opposition party) is so evil that it has found a way to infiltrate Chiselinâ Trumpâs brain and force him to use words that he does not want to use. While theyâre at it, theyâre probably stealing all of his best words.
A ban would mean people canât get in."
So that Syrian refugee thing?
Total rubbish.
Answer the fucking question, Claire!
Khizr Khan, Gold Star Father, on the New Refugee Ban (via The New Yorker)
Thank god Iâm not a reporter anymore- trying to cover this (mis)administration would make my head hurt.
Good luck, folks. 2+2=5