How about your office, your country? Do you regret embarrassing your country?
edit: although âshamingâ is really the better verb, here.
Thanks for your apology. Now, please go away.
But youâre free, Sean, youâre free!
But you did leave us with HamhockâŚ
Sorry, Sean: no redemption / no reboot for you. You were complicit and if we were a just society youâd be unemployable for the rest of your life.
Sean.
Sean.
The question is simple: DO YOU REGRET TELLING ALL THOSE STUPID OBVIOUS LIES.
People would like an answer because honest to God theyâre not sure if you do or not.
OhâŚso since he âenjoyedâ himself, itâs all ok.
He regrets not being able to get a job.
Do you regret all the secret testimony you provided Robert Mueller, Sean?
I donâtâŚ
Donât feel sorry for this dink. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies
The only thing you regret is not being able to find a job because everyone knows what a failure you are.
Anyone who hires you is morally bankrupt.
Heâs famous now, indelibly famous, for being laughably bad at his job. You canât bullshit your way out of a reputation for being a bullshitter.
âSean Spicer: I Regret Embarrassing âMyself, My Family, Friendsâ As Press Secretary.â
Dmitry Peskov: âSometimes I feel like I donât even know you.â
Spicer sees the writing on the wall, goes with âloveable loserâ. Probably his best option.
So howâs the job search going, Spicy?
At least you could see the internal anguish, not with having to lie, but with having to tell such stupid, obvious lies. SHS doesnât seem to mind at all - just dead, empty eyes where the frustration should be.
Spicer has placed himself in good company:
Iâm ashamed that I knowingly let injustice happen and did nothing to oppose itâ, said Reinhold Hanning, a former Nazi SS officer, seated in a wheelchair in the court in Detmold.
I have a lithograph of Godwin in my kitchen, so STFU.
But itâs not like we want you to starve under a bridge, or go without healthcare. Weâre not, you know, âRepublicansââŚ
Only forgivable, Sean, if you have provided evidence to Mueller that will help bring down this deplorable administration you were an enabler and cheerleader for, you stupid fu*k.