Discussion: Spicer: I Regret Embarrassing 'Myself, My Family, Friends' As Press Secretary

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How about your office, your country? Do you regret embarrassing your country?

edit: although “shaming” is really the better verb, here.

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Thanks for your apology. Now, please go away.

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But you’re free, Sean, you’re free!

But you did leave us with Hamhock…

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Sorry, Sean: no redemption / no reboot for you. You were complicit and if we were a just society you’d be unemployable for the rest of your life.

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Sean.

Sean.

The question is simple: DO YOU REGRET TELLING ALL THOSE STUPID OBVIOUS LIES.

People would like an answer because honest to God they’re not sure if you do or not.

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Oh…so since he ‘enjoyed’ himself, it’s all ok.

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He regrets not being able to get a job.

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Do you regret all the secret testimony you provided Robert Mueller, Sean?

I don’t…

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Don’t feel sorry for this dink. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

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The only thing you regret is not being able to find a job because everyone knows what a failure you are.
Anyone who hires you is morally bankrupt.

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He’s famous now, indelibly famous, for being laughably bad at his job. You can’t bullshit your way out of a reputation for being a bullshitter.

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“Sean Spicer: I Regret Embarrassing ‘Myself, My Family, Friends’ As Press Secretary.”

Dmitry Peskov: “Sometimes I feel like I don’t even know you.”

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Spicer sees the writing on the wall, goes with ‘loveable loser”. Probably his best option.

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So how’s the job search going, Spicy?

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Well, he has been beating the bushes looking for one…

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At least you could see the internal anguish, not with having to lie, but with having to tell such stupid, obvious lies. SHS doesn’t seem to mind at all - just dead, empty eyes where the frustration should be.

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Spicer has placed himself in good company:

I’m ashamed that I knowingly let injustice happen and did nothing to oppose it”, said Reinhold Hanning, a former Nazi SS officer, seated in a wheelchair in the court in Detmold.

I have a lithograph of Godwin in my kitchen, so STFU.

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But it’s not like we want you to starve under a bridge, or go without healthcare. We’re not, you know, “Republicans”…

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Only forgivable, Sean, if you have provided evidence to Mueller that will help bring down this deplorable administration you were an enabler and cheerleader for, you stupid fu*k.

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