It’s lying time again now that you’re talking.
I can see that far away look in your eyes…
White House Press Secretary lying? Spiceless…
Like I said earlier:
Mendacity Spice…
“No, there’s nothing that’s come from the White House, absolutely not,” Spicer said…
How the hell he expects anyone to believe him is beyond me. I just don’t understand
What to do when the press secretary is such a LIAR !
All press secretaries are liars. That’s how they make a living.
C.J. Cregg would kick your butt for saying that…
And probably she could
Odd thought: Can you imagine Drumpf visiting a National Park? Yeah, not even the gift shop.
Every time this guy opens his mouth, garbage comes out. Seriously, reporters should just stop showing up to be fed such a diet, and do the research themselves.
I don’t know, every time Old Faithful erupts, I think of Cheeto Donnie. Lots of steam with little substance, but it leaves you awestruck waiting for the next eruption. Kinda like nature’s Twitter account…
When I was in grade school and they made us learn square dancing, this maneuver was called “do-si-do”. Sean Sphincter is getting quite good at it.
(Apparently he absolutely hates that nickname, which goes back his college days. So never use it. And whatever you do, don’t tell anyone else, wink, wink, nod, nod…)
“(Bad) social media contact”
“The only “good” social media contact are the bizarre nonsensical tweets of our wacky leader,” Spicer could have said.
@maximus–I posted this in another discussion as part of a reply to @old_curmudgeon, but the Pinocchio picture here reminds me of someone else:
I am trying to imagine a Washington Post story in the very near future:
"Sources inside the Trump White House are increasingly alarmed with Trump’s tenuous relationship with the truth. It is being said that Rhinoplasty experts have been called in for consultation with a growing problem–It seems that Trump’s nose grows longer with each lie he tells, and as he tells so many of them, soon it will be difficult for him to appear in public. One source told us, however, that he was not as concerned as other White House aides–He stated that Trump “really governs by Twitter,” and therefore it is not necessary for him to appear in public.
We will have more on this story as it develops."
HAHAHAHAHAHA…5 days in and you’re blaming these agencies for Obama’s policies for 8 years…HONEST TO GOD you morons make me want to scream…Is the Gorgon taking notes to see how fast you twist Spiceless?
This just in: The Mad Scientist March.
Alternate EPA Twitter Account
Awesome. And so it begins.
I’ve proposed Fibber Spice, but I like both.