We want the truth from the administration,. not this shit 'People donât ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?â
How about that Russian election interference investigation Spicey?
Ah, Spicey. Complaining about âgotchaâ questions. The Sara Palin school of deflection.
AnDrew Jacksonâs press secretary would have pulled similar viewership,numbers and probably wouldâve faced fake media gotcha questions like, âis it true POTUS didnât renegotiate a better deal for avoiding the Civil War because the war wonât start for another 20 years?â
Spicerâs briefings have attracted enormous audiences
âWhy canât you be more like that Frederick Douglass fella? I hear more and more that heâs doing some great things.â
Spicerâs role is not to provide truthful answers and accountability for the administration. Heâs a willing punching bag, acting out and validating the baseâs sense of victimization.
Go to your room, Spicey.
Your headline AND story, Spicey? Serial bankruptee, tiny-fingered groping pedophile illegally selected to Presidency by Russia.
And speaking of headlines, an old Soviet joke thatâs making a comebackâŚ
Every morning, a man buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and angrily tosses it in the trash.
The news peddler finally asks him, âWhy do you chuck the paper every day without even unfolding it?â
The man answers, âIâm only interested in the obituaries.â
The vendor says, âBut the obituaries arenât on the front page.â
To which the man replies, âI assure you, this one will be on the front page."
Hereâs a headline for you motherfucker
Maher nailed it a couple of weeks ago
Doing things just to be dicks. What would a dick do?
The Trump administration is discontinuing a signature girls education initiative championed by former first lady Michelle Obama, according to officials.
The âLet Girls Learnâ program, which she and President Barack Obama started in 2015 to facilitate educational opportunities for adolescent girls in developing countries, will cease operation immediately, according to an internal document obtained by CNN.
Why ? Because you can , Because youâre dicks
Headline: âSpicer answers your questionsâ
Story: ââŚâ
Spicey is an ignorant jackass. No doubt he and his equally ignorant boss would like nothing better than to not have cameras and microphones around. In truth, they and the entire administration would like to not have to answer questions. But it doesnât work that way in a democracy, particularly when the administration is as corrupt and inept as this one is.
âSome want âa headline rather than a storyâ
Weâd rather have facts than lying for sport.
If cable news televised daily farting contests, theyâd get at least 3.5 million viewers. This is all about faux controversy, engineered conflict, and WWE-style âkayfabeâ for the purpose of disseminating political propaganda.
Yes, and looking for a headline is so hard when the President rarely says, tweets, utters or asides anything wacky.
Oh, this isnât sport. The liars are quite serious about what they are doing."
Where do I line up for my shot?
It would sooth my soul to be able to plant a fist in that lying piehole