Spicer Lies, Creates Alternate Reality.
FIFY
Trump’s personal mouthpiece should be more careful about complaining that a “TWEET” was “fake news”.
Pot, meet the Kettle.
So Lewandowski and Bossie are going to join the WH and do what? Smear the Clintons?
“And that’s the kind of thing that the BBC and ultimately a reporter who’s now joining the New York Times push out and perpetuate with no apology,” Spicer said, referring to a reporter who retweeted the video.
Yes, that must be frustrating.
Speaking of which, has your fat piece of shit boss ever apologized for lying that President Obama was not born in the United States?
“I don’t think that there is anything that we haven’t said before about how we’ve got — the President has an unbelievably qualified cabinet and we’ve utilized them a ton in the past…"
A drinking game while watching Trump or Spicer, keyed to shots upon hearing the word "unbelievable", would kill a person in short order.“There is a lot of this stuff that has gotten pushed out based on unnamed, unaccountable sources, that is very troubling,” Spicer said. “I think when you see the same thing happen over and over again, it is concerning.”
Why yes, it most certainly is!
Your comms director just quit, and you’re denying there will be a shake-up in comms strategy? Have you asked the new hire about that? If he has no say in the communications strategy, exactly what will he/she (lol: he) be directing?
Don’s Robust Agenda
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
- Breakfast - two bowls of Fruit Loops (everyone else gets only one)
- Practice golf swing in the Lincoln bedroom
- Tweet something about something
- Block someone on Twitter for their response to (see item 3)
- Give Vlad a call and see if he still has that Yakov Smirnoff cassette he borrowed
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See what Jared is up toor practice putting in the mural room - Tell some crazy person on the phone where the nuclear submarines are currently located
- Lunch - two hot dogs (one for everyone else) followed by the most delicious cake you have ever had - I mean, seriously, this is some great cake
- Practice dictatorship in the Oval Office
- Prank call Paul Ryan and get him to ask around his office if Mr. Freely is there, Mr. I.P. Freely
- Hand stretches
- Hair stretches
- Practice golf swing in Roosevelt room
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See what Spicey is up toorsee what Melania is up toor see if there’s any of that cake left from lunch - Dinner - see if Melania will stop by the White House and hold his hand - one or the other or neither
- TV time - watch old reruns of Bill O’Reilly’s greatest mic cut-offs
- Security briefings for Jared and Ivanka
- Ceremonial pillow fluffing - all pillows, towels and sheets with Trump name on them
- Bedtime - set the alarm for 3 am for tweeting time
So,on a day that the communications director resigns at the WH, the story is nothing has/will changed…somehow this is completely believable. Spicey!..
Using “White House” and “Strategy” together is another phrase destined for the Oxymoronic Hall of Fame.
Next up: Comrade Cockholster appears in PSAs promoting The President’s Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition.
He resigned on the 18th, but it wasn’t announced then.
Preshitident Trump is such a great communicate and twitterer that there is really no need for a communications office to contradict him. Preshitident Trump should disband the communications office to save taxpayers money.
I know, like the GOPERS, I was going for drama over questionable facts…
I’m shaking my head, Spicey, I’m shaking my head.
Help me, please. What’s the difference between saying “many people are talking about” or “lots of people are saying” and using the more precise phrase “sources confirmed?” Oh yeah, the first two come out of your mouth when you’re full of shit and lying through your teeth.
BBC reacts to being called on carpet by Spicey
the President has an unbelievably qualified cabinet
Yes, spicey, that quite literally true.