Discussion for article #247460
Hey, Eddie!
Where’s the budget?
Where’s the ACA replacement?
Where’s the jobs bill?
Where’s the immigration reform bill?
When are you going to do more than wear nice ties every day?
What have you done for the country since driving the zoster Meyer Weiner machine?
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He’s in.
ROFL
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Let the games begin! New drama, in case America gets bored.
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Hey, Eddie!
Where’s the budget?
Where’s the ACA replacement?
Where’s the jobs bill?
Where’s the immigration reform bill?
When are you going to do more than wear nice ties every day?
What have you done for the country since driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner machine?
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Yes. Eddie will accept the nomination if the numbers add up. Oh, wait, there are no numbers? Never mind.
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He wasn’t going to be Speaker, either.
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Don’t play with us! Did Eddie drive that Weiner?!
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Is Eddie the Radical rights’ new Rubio?
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Because, you see, my blue eyes and thoughtful look (which actually conceals miles and miles of empty neurons) qualify me! I can get the nomination without even running! What a Republican “leadership” fantasy! Get all the power without any work or responsibility! I wish they would take governing seriously. If not, please step aside.
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Hey, Trump, Cruz, mind if I work in between your sets?
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Poor Paul Ryan. He had to have his arm twisted…aw shucks…to become Speaker. And now, against his will, it’s happening again. Now, deep sigh here, they want him to be President. And he’s just going to have to suck it up and take one for the team.
Makes me wonder how he even got married. Did he come in on a white horse when all the other suitors shot themselves in the foot?
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He would be worse than Trump (if that’s possible)
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Nope. Cruz will create a unity ticket by using his delegates plus Trump’s to make sure he gets on the ticket as VP. Perfect move for Cruz, and we all know by now that Ted Cruz is all about Ted Cruz.
If that ticket loses, then Cruz was the loyal republican, ready to advance the “conservative” cause even to defeat… as well as willing to not disrupt the party at the convention. In other words, front of the line for 2020.
If that ticket wins, then Cruz will get to play Eric Cantor to Trump’s Boehner. He will have a megaphone for the conservative base, a level of independence from Trump, and (importantly) time and position to wait for Trump to screw up or get bored and resign… or be impeached. And we all know that Cruz would help on that last option if given a chance.
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Why aren’t guns allowed in the GOP/NRA convention? I am not talking RPG’s … just handguns. What harm could a couple of pop guns do? Gun ownership promotes civility I heard somewhere. If they don’t allow guns then they are chickenshavings … make this the 2nd Amendment Convention!!!
If they steal the convention from Tronald and his supporters, they will graciously bow out for the good of the party! It would be awesome … like the Syrian Civil war except with hotdogs and beer on tap!
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Yep, they’re gonna steal it from The Donald and then it’s really gonna hit the fan.
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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Ding ding ding we have a weiner!!!
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