Discussion: <span class="s1">Ted Cruz Just Retweeted A Joke About Obama Financing Terrorism

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From a guy whose father was an admitted terrorist revolutionary, yet has enough support from idiots to run for our presidency.

What a country we live in.

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You can always tell how good a joke is by the length of the article required to explain it.

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Ted, FYI…

joke jĹŤk/ noun
noun: joke; plural noun: jokes

  1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
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“Joke”? And this is what passes as Rethug humor.

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Once again proving, Republicans just do not understand humor.

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It does fit the definition. The funny punchline is “Ted Cruz”.

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Someones starved for attention b/c trump and now jeb are getting the attention…

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That’s because Chinless McCreepy needs to distance himself from the Derp Pack before tonight’s cripple fight.

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The joke is Ted Cruz – everyday, all day.

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#LOOK AT ME!!!111!!!ONE!!!ELEVENTY!!!

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I don’t get it. Where’s the joke?

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it’s in the first line.

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Ted Cruz walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Aw, why the dong face?”

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:smirk: why do republicans persist in mistaking Obama for the gun-runner Ronald ReaGun? They look nothing alike.

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Oh NO!! Ted Cruz!! You owe me a new monitor!!! ROLTFLMAO!!! (But also typing at the same time.)

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Some conservatives have jumped on a comment Obama made during his speech on the Iran nuclear deal Wednesday.

When all you’ve got is “gotcha”; you’ve got nothing.

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Well…he DOES have his looks…

It’s not quality humor, but coming from a GOPer it’s about as good as you’re gonna get. It’s funny to them because it’s a twofer- they get to make fun of the Muslim Usurper™ and Establishment Hack (v2.0) Mitt Romney for attempting to defend the Muslim Usurper™ only to be stabbed in the back by the Muslim Usurper™! You get it? Huh? Ha ha ha ha!!! Oh boy!! … Yeah … not so good.

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Doesn’t the word joke imply some attempt to be funny?

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