Discussion: <span class="s1">Obama Reveals His Favorite Anti-Obama Conspiracy Theory

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Itā€™s so hard to pick a favorite, but Iā€™d have to go with the one that says heā€™s ā€˜disappointingā€™ Obummer.

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I love this guy!

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Iā€™m so proud of the dignified, yet snarky way he handles all of this ridiculous and hateful crap. Damn, Iā€™m going to miss him!

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Brilliant!

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I like the less insane ones. There will always be the nut bag Jade Helm, HAARP, and chem-trail true believer types. Itā€™s the ones that permeate mainstream America that I have to listen to at family BBQs that are my favorite. Itā€™s a good reminder as to how stupid our population is, but if you play it right you can make some money. I have a couple of bets open with relatives who proclaimed that by the end of Obamaā€™s presidency, heā€™ll have banned and confiscated most firearms.

I plan on collecting.

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Letā€™s do a shoutout for our President! We love you Barack Hussein Obama

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I donā€™t know. Once Obama has left office, might it not be easier for him to carry out his plans?
Good luck collecting!

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ā€œAnybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle Iā€™m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.ā€

LOL! Just another reminder that what the GOP/Teatrolls keep calling his ā€œweakness,ā€ the rest of us recognize as his ā€œhumanity.ā€

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LOL at his reason why. I know Michelle canā€™t WAIT to get out of there, she never really wanted him to do it in the first place.

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Michelle has been an amazing first lady. Iā€™m glad he could talk her into the job.

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Iā€™m going to miss him so much. Even if Hillary has similar policies. Iā€™m going to miss his dignity, grace and sense of humor. We were lucky to have him.

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Cā€™mon, Michelle! Canā€™t we have him for at least four more? I know that Jade Helm plan wouldā€™ve worked!

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Good luck collectingā€¦ the bet was a joke rightā€¦

Jade Helm was merely a distraction, enabling Michelle to work away from prying eyes at forcing all of us to eat more green vegetables.

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None of those stories compare to the gay bath houses he used to frequent in Chicago while plotting the destruction of America with Bill Ayers

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Queue a revised theory that says heā€™s only agreeing to leave office so he can usurp Executive Power in the US like Putin has done in Russia, with the added bonus that Hillary will only be his pawn.

Conspiracies are only good when they let you run in circles with the little voices in your head.

Damn, I knew my wife and doctor were in cahoots with the Obamas!

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I remember reading that when he first contemplated running for President it was she who foresaw most of the bullshit he has had to contend with; being very wise woman, wife and mother. However after many many months of discussing it, she believed he could do it and therefore they could do it together. She had already had to contend with his being away a lot and the sacrifices would be many.

I have such respect for these two people (and the mother=in-law). Being President is a tough job for anyone, but for a black man, even in 2008, multiply that by a million.

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Imagine what he could have accomplished with an even remotely loyal oppositionā€¦

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