Discussion: South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford Endorses Ted Cruz

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Earlier in the week he was at the JEB event that his brother spoke at.

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Sanford brings with him not only “Appalachian Trail” votes, but those from Argentina as well!

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From Venezuela or was it Argentina?

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Rumors abound that Sanford and Cruz will soon be ~ahem~ “hiking” the Appalachian Trail
repeatedly. Sanford is stocking up on supplies and Cruz has been sent several care packages from the Malheur, Oregon cleanup to help them on their journey together. Bon Voyage you two scamps! It’s a match made in hell.

The Pope looked at Donald Trump and said, “That’s not Christian!”
He looked at Ted Cruz and said, “That’s not even human.”

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Really just too easy. This should be a learner-thread.

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So, liar endorses liar.

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I haven’t been paying attention – Are Sanford and Miss Appalachian Trail still a number?

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Nope! The Applachian Trail mix is kaput:

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It’s one of those “off and on again” romances:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2015/06/17/is-mark-sanford-back-on-with-his-on-again-off-again-soul-mate/

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OK, That locks down the vote of the philandering Appalachian trial hiker who shirk their governmental responsibilities to engage in coitus with skinny Argentine women.

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" His lordship put forth an offer
My lady protested her honor.
All night long’
From dusk until dawn
It was ‘honor’ and ‘offer’
‘honor’ and ‘offer’
"

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Did he ever marry that Hispanic lady?

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Cruz, locking down the “Appalachian Trail” morality vote.

Cruz is such the face of god he embraces adulterers. :wink:

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Wow, Mark “on the trail again” Sanford endorses Ted “the Canadian anchor baby” Cruz.

That should settle SC.

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No, the Argentinian woman (María Belén Chapur) dumped his ass back in 2014 and he tried to save face by blaming media scrutiny and the acrimony of divorcing his ex-wife for why he was ending the engagement in a long rambling Facebook post where he said he was needing to recommit himself to god.

:smile:

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and then blame the ex for forcing a break-up in a decidedly very public rant exposing both the children and the ex to endless embarrassment and humiliation. Yeah that’s the guy. I imagine he has a sizable gender gap among those he represents.

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Yeah he’s the one who fell in love with that woman in South America and disappeared for awhile isn’t he? Great endorsement. hahahahahaha

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Poor Heidi Cruz! Ted was living in DC while she ran the Goldman Sachs southwest office. Then he made her eat Iowa food. And now he’s palling around with a certified horndog. No respectable California girl should have to put up with this.

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Just shoot me in the head.

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