News Flash - June 11th has apparently been declared an official slow news dayâŚ
Donno," IHOb" looks Russian to me, might be the dressing.
Pancakes are pancakes, but their 1800 calorie omelettes are to die for. âLiterally,â said the cardiologist.
IHOHFCS. Iâm thinking International House of High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Actually youâre right. The little lower case âbâ tells you the pronounce the word softly or quietly.
Woooowwwww! Black Angus ground beef! Just like the âspecialtyâ burgers that McDonalds and BK have! IHOP is going upscale!
And McDonalds has gone to a 24/7 breakfast menu. It is hard as hell for any fast food joint to make it.
Can I ask why is this a story?
Or maybe the b is silent. Or pronounced like a soft e.
Yeah, thatâs it.
Thereâs been a bit of an internet flap over IHOP changing to IHOB.
Trump overload therapy?
Itâs name translates to the âquiet or soft indicatorâ.
Thereâs been a bit of an internet flap over IHOP changing to IHOB.
I understand that, but why is that news on a political site? I can see it being the talk of Americaâs marketing media, but not itâs political media.
At least they didnât unveil a new restaurant logo that looks like a turd.
So thereâs that.
I figured they were changing their name to âInternational House of Breakfast,â which would be totally reasonable expansion of their wheelhouse, but no(t yet).
Adding burgers isnât going to make me patronize them more. You know what would? If their booths didnât all feel sticky. I might give them more of a chance then.
Faux News has been all over this stoking anger for the past like 2 weeks or something. Seriously. I have to imagine itâs because their target audience is largely elderly fucktards who spend all kinds of time at IHOP and Dennyâs and OMFG IHOP just messed with their entire fucking worldâŚâchangeâŚCHANGEâŚAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MUST NOT ACCEPT CHANGE!!!â
Almost makes me wonder how much we could get them (including Faux Newsâ cuck bobbleheads) to flip out by having Dennyâs make an announcement that they would no longer be providing âfleshâ colored crayons for their placemat games because itâs racist to assume that all flesh is that sickly pinkish color you can barely see on white paper anyway.
Well unless they invest in kevlar outfits Waffle House is too dangerous.
âCanât wait to try a burger from the place that decided pancakes were too hard,â Wendyâs posted.
LOL
If had a twitter account I would SO follow Wendyâs!
TrueâŚalthough youâd think theyâd be all over the waffles, especially if WH started offering a Breendock Breakfast.