Discussion: Shep Smith Snarks On Don Lemon's Blizzardmobile, Banters Awkwardly With Kennedy

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Kennedy’s been on her knees for years.

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"The thought of you on your knees is a wonderful one," Smith said.
The newsman also offered Kennedy some advice on how to succeed on her new program: "Wear less clothes.

Ewww.

These things should not be juxtaposed.

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It’s rather like Ann Coulter calling Sarah Palin a bitch, or Ted Cruz calling Rand Paul an asshole. Pot and kettle and black, dontcha know.

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“didn’t hit the region as hard as was expected.”

While this is true, because the storm itself wasn’t as violent as expected, you have to be fair about it. We’ve got well over 2 feet of snow, nowhere to put it and the plowing and shoveling shitshow continues apace. 2+ lane roads in Boston are all down to one lane and the place is a ghost town. I can’t wait to see the traffic mess tomorrow (or hear the horns and creative cuss-outs). I took one look at my buried car and the roads this morning and instantly said “fuck that” and took the subway instead. Compare this to the pussies in other places like DC, where an inch or two completely shuts down the entire town. Make no mistake: it was a big storm.

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But this article didn’t include the subsequent banter on deflated balls. And what’s with Shep’s color? Is he following Boner’s beauty regimen?

Now excuse me, reality is calling.

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Ahhh. Boston parking after a snow storm–brings back fond memories of saving my cleaned out space with a lawn chair in the street. And glaring daggers at the person who chose to ignore the lawn chair and park there anyway. There are rules, you know.

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““The thought of you on your knees is a wonderful one,” Smith said.”

I didn’t think he swung that way.

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Haha, indeed. I do one of two things since I live near to a town square with lots of shops, bars, restaurants etc. and easy access to the buses and subway…I either: (a) leave the car where it is and wait until it all melts because fuck shoveling, fuck it hard; OR (b) wait for other people to shovel their way out and leave, clear off enough snow on my car to be able to move it and then use the all wheel drive to heave out of my unshoveled space and then take the space they shoveled, lawn chairs and trash barrels be damned (then, of course, just wait for the rest to melt, because fuck shoveling, fuck it hard). So yeah, haha, glare daggers all you want…when really you should be thanking me for having the decency to not run over your lawn chair.

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Huh…and I didn’t think he possessed enough for it to swing…

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Pfft. We can and do shut down Atlanta for less than an inch of snow. We strand buses of children on the roads for literally hours down here…along with everybody else.

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See the thing here is you’re assuming these guys care about any place but NY. Clearly us Massholes can handle our snow, whether it’s forecast or not.

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It’s fewer clothes , not less clothes ya fuckin’ idiot!

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How can you not mock the Blizzardmobile? I mean, it’s like not playing a ‘get out of jail free’ card when you land on the corner cop in Monopoly.

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Whenever there’s a big (over a foot) snowstorm in Philly, somebody ends up dead in a dispute over saving a parking space.

The cops also remove the homemade barricades pretty aggressively.

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He can ride the Blizzardmobile right into that black hole that ate Flight 370.

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In DC we were literally buried under 1/2 inch of snow. Thank god I had extra toilet paper, milk, and that other thing you’re supposed to buy prior to a potential snopocalypse.

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Kneels and heels

Flaxen hair

Lovely lips and deep throat

All pre-requisites for a Fox bimbo…

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IT WAS YOU!!! Snarl.