“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore,” Sessions said.
It’s not a lack of a sense of humor, it’s that Republicans are never funny. They also love to claim humor to mask cruelty and any number of -isms.
Sessions went on to say, “But anyway, it was all just a joke so I’m good, right?”
Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.
Oh, but I do, and since brevity is the soul of wit, let me be brief: Fuck you, you little racist punk.
Mr. Sessions, we have no sense of humor, because you are not funny. Frightening, yes. Funny? Not in this universe.
No Jeff, YOU are a joke!
“Why not just call it the state of Hawaii?” ABC’s George Stephanopoulos asked Sessions on “This Week.”
“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore,” Sessions said.
He should leave ‘trash talking’ to the professionals…
“This order is lawful. It’s within his authority constitutionally and explicit statutory authority,” Sessions said. “And so you do have a situation in which one judge out of 700 in America has stopped this order.”
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make him name the Federal statutes.
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Isn’t it now three out of seven hundred judges? or are Washington n Maryland not really states?
No, no, Sessions, that isn’t true.
I saw a picture of you earlier with the caption: This is what happens when you give clothes to the Slytherin house elf.
That’s fucking hilarious.
“…Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point…”
You’re not funny, asshole.
“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore”.
Sure they do Jeff. You are the Attorney General of the United States----aren’t you?
Somebody (orange shit gibbon) had a huge sick sense of humor.
Hey, the Keebler Elf is right! [Can I have a cookie, Mr. Elf?] FYI we lost it when the birther got elected by the FBI and FSB.
and we aren’t going to give you a fucking break.
“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore,” Sessions said.
Said every right wing, neo Confederate hack after they step in a pile steaming…
Racist f*ckpig should learn the meaning of the word “comity.”
I don’t know what it is with these elfin southern white men - y’all remember this one? Just as mean as Sessions if not more so -
If you don’t recognize him, he is the late, diminutive John Tower.
Any of them…all of them…
We all lost our sense of humor when your disgusting mentor invaded the Oval Office.
Any remnants which may have survived disappeared on the day you got appointed by said disgusting individual.
Doubt that it was meant as humor but hey nice try at CYA Mr. Attorney General.
Why “learn” anything when you can simply redefine it?
In this case, comity = lese majeste.