Discussion: Sessions Makes Veiled Joke About Trump, His Firing During Speech In AL

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Wait until you see his Las Vegas act
♪Regrets, I’ve had a few …♪

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Don’t give up your day job, Jeff; ooops, too late!

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Did he discuss how things tend to work out when you do the wrong thing every day? Seems equally relevant, maybe more.

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List of Jeffy “doing the right thing”

  1. Recusing himself from Russia inquiry.

And still, it’s a longer list than Trump’s

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Elves have a wacky sense of humor.

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I always was thinking that KKKeebler was cooperating with Bobby Three Sticks from jump. Is that just me?

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Is there any chance that Sessions recused himself when he realized of the extent of the Russian involvement to cover his ass? Or was he dirty all along?

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That was a rhetorical question, wasn’t it?,

I dunno the only right thing he did got him fired. All the racist and mean-spirited things he did he got praise.

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You’re not the only person who’s thought that. I can just see him blinking silently when confronted with his own culpability.

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Not necessarily…

I think he was along for the nativist and racist shit with Trump as opposed to getting out of NATO schtick…

Lest you think otherwise of me, he is still a deplorable POS that enjoyed every moment of trying to fuck over immigrants and minorities…

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Well, at least there is a saving grace in all this crapfest…He’s no longer in the Senate trying to push through his racist policies either, and we managed to switch his old Senate seat from red to blue in a special election. Doug Jones btw is up for reelection in 2020. That’s one seat I hope like hell we’re able to hold onto.

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“In America you get fired…not shot”

I think they cut off his quote. It should finish with. “At least for now”(elvish laugher )

Yes.

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“Usually they work out. I told someone at least in the United States, they fire you, they don’t shoot you.”

Funny, I initially read that as him telling someone outside the United States, which made sense given his history of behind-the-scenes “diplomacy”.

That’s because he got busted early on, thank you Al Franken. But…he may have already been on that early investigation’s radar by that time.

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You deserved to be shot, Jeffy; be glad the Orange Oaf of Office only fired you rather than firing AT you. Remember, he brags that he could murder someone and his loyal base would never quit him. High praise indeed.

Jeff had a choice between the red or blue pill.

The red pill, get closer to Trump. The blue pill, recuse himself and eventually get fired by Trump.

Apparently Jeff did not find Donnie two scoops very attractive.

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Looking back, that is the simplest explanation…

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