I did not think I would be living in a surreal world where I was rooting for folks like Jim Comey and now, Jeff Sessions. But here we are.
I hope Jeff Sessions keeps his word and fights hard to keep his job. I also hope he stays on the tightrope while Preshitident Anusmouth-Putindickholster continues to fling insults claiming that the Attorney General is the Preshitident’s serf and his family’s lapdog and water boy. The stage is set for a bigly constitutional crisis.
OK, Keeb, you survived the week. Congrats! Can you survive the 182 left remaining until the next election?
Trump better watch his step. He’s going to have a hard time finding someone as racist as Sessions who will get by the Senate this time around.
Scaramucci:
What’s this now? Sessions says his week with Trump hasn’t been the best? How dare he suggest that!
Every week, every hour, every minute, every single solitary second serving President Trump is pure Heaven and anyone who says otherwise is just a damn liar!. A week with Trump is always the best, no matter what – and not just the best, but The Bestest Ever!
So the President is just very, very disappointed that his weak, beleaguered, disloyal Attorney General who is running interference for Crooked Hillary doesn’t agree that they have had the Bestest Week Ever!
Hang in there, Jeffie. Make it work. Because you two sons of bitches deserve each other. Also, on a selfish, personal note of my own, for the survival of the rule of law.