He added, “it would be more painful if my faith wasn’t a complete and total sham. But since it is, you know, whatevs.”
The ‘church people” are no longer asking is this Sessions…
Attorney General Jeff Sessions finds it “painful” that more than 600 members of his church denomination have filed a complaint against him over his “zero tolerance” arrest policy for immigrants caught crossing the border. But, he said, he knows he has a lot of “critics.”
You know who else had a lot of critics, he went on to say…Jesus, that’s who.
I think there’s a legitimate concern there and I’m pleased to work with the President to address those concerns.”
WTF good will that do?
My god, he’s fucking evil.
I think there’s a legitimate concern there and I’m pleased to work with the President to address those concerns.
Translation: I don’t give a fuck about these kids and neither does the guy who’s got my nose in his butt.
And of course, it’s CBN providing “religious” cover, just as FuxEws provides political cover.
Disgusting human being. I"m glad they kicked him out of the tree 'cause I don’t want him making my cookies.
Oh, honey. You have no fucking idea.
You should have stayed inside that tree baking cookies.
Painful, indeed.
I think the only thing Beauregard finds painful is seeing blacks and whites satiating themselves at the same drinking fountain.
Jinx!
This just in…
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decades have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered, the scholars announced on Friday.
Awww … is widdle Jeffy feeling sowwy for himself? Are those mean cwitics being cwitical and mean again?
Go to hell, you unrepentant conservative xenophobe.
“I see you, you evil, racist elf. Didn’t think I was real, didja? Well, it was me or Mueller who was gonna nail your Confederate ass, and with what you’re doing to my children, I couldn’t wait any longer. And that Christian Broadcasting Network is gonna be next, followed by several televangelists. FOX still makes me laugh, but they’re starting to piss me off a little too much.”
Yeah, what’s 600 measly Methodists compared to the dyspeptic president of the United States?
A little history lesson about the Methodist church in the US. You know how there’s a Southern Baptist Church? The American Baptists split over slavery in the 1840s as the northerners were against and the southerners were for. The same thing happened with the Methodist churches, but they reconciled late in the 1960s - hence why they officially now go by ‘United Methodist.’ However, that doesn’t mean the deep racism in the southern churches went away; I’m sure Session’s personal church is 100% supportive of him and his views, and that’s all he really cares about.
What’s Trump’s “denomination” ??
The Trump Administration: the bloody crossroads where corruption and cruelty meet.
Following laws. Following orders.
The only refuge of the people who commit evil deeds when given power.
He couldn’t. They kicked him out of the tree for putting bile, spite, and hate in the cookie mix.
Edited to Add: We should do the same.