I left my cushy job in the Senate to work for this guy? WTF was I thinking?
He was thinking it was his best chance to keep locking up people of color for the wacky tobacky.
I will serve as long as appropriate
So is that a statement that he is leaving office?
āThank you, Mr. President. May I have another?ā
What on earth is wrong with these people?
Edit to add: Either of Sessionsā namesakes would have killed Trump in a duel.
I think Sessions means he will serve as long as he can appropriate other peopleās assets, civil rights, freedoms, etc.
Itās NEVER been āappropriateā for colonel Sanders, er, sessions to be the AGOUS.
Once more the inestimable Tom Lehrer has distilled the essence of our beloved Dixie Pixie
āWeā?? WTF?? Is that the royal āweā or does he mean āMotherā loves the job too?
What a weird little POS.
Republican only know how to punch downward. There is no gracious way for Beauregard to continue working for Trump. This is remarkably spineless.
What a lunatic.
Cāmon Sessions, you know heās going to fire you sooner or later.
If Sessions had any self respect, he wouldnāt have taken the position in the first place.
His real mission, his number one priority is to do as much damage as possible to communities of color and to bring back as much of Jim Crow as possible. Heās focused on that horrible agenda far more than anything Mango Mussolini says. Sessions has never really been a fan of Trump; he just said he was in order to get into the position of enacting his racist agenda. Nothing Trump says will ever be enough to make Sessions resign. They are all dishonorable, racist goons.
We love this job. We love this department.
Trumpās royal āweā appears to be catchingā¦
Itās a shame honor and character donāt enjoy a similar following.
Ah do delcare, ah say I do declare, Iām as tickled as a catfish in an olā mudhole to be the attornah general. And ah will be, as long as our Mr. President yankee has mah testicles, ah say mah testicles in a mason jar in the offul office.
I cannot believe that grown men - Ryan and McConnell are other prime examples - have been reduced to putty under the current administration. Forget about balls, they do not even seem to have any other part of their body functioning as it should.
We can bet thereās a WHOLE lot more of that sentiment waiting in the near futureā¦
There is no honor among morally and ethically bankrupt men.
It seems obvious that Trump doesnāt understand why Sessions has to recuse himself, that Sessionsā Russian interactivity as a campaign surrogate makes him ineligible to prosecute himself,
Also, because heās only dealt with civil and local legal issues in the past, Trump thinks āinnocent until proven guiltyā means he can eventuall just completely dodge the fact heās actually guiltyā¦ or something like that, he thinks this is a lawsuit he can settle out of court.
The Donald STILL doesnāt perceive that all the jokes about orange will be concerning his attire, not his hair color and skin tone, as these events unfold.
OT but just got an alert from Bloomberg that Mueller has expanded the Russia probe to look into dumpās business transactions. 