Discussion: Service Members Guarding U.S. Nuclear Missiles Part Of LSD Drug Ring

I have to admit, at first my Lysdexlia got me and I thought it was a Mormon thing.

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Is that even possible?

(Asking for a friend, obviously.)

That’s an investigation I’d like to see.

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Could use the Ted Nugent method of enlistment response: Quit bathing for a month and then shit your pants immediately before the induction process.

You don’t want to know.

For a good time call Liz Cheney, 307-555-6969

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Back in the 80s, in a bar near a base, I overheard a couple of Air Force pilots discussing the joys of using LSD while flying. Reminded me of the pitcher who famously pitched a no hitter on LSD.

What’s more dangerous about the Air Force is how many of the top staff are fundamentalist Christians. Having people who worship the End Times in charge of those capabilities should terrify us all. More psychedelic use might cure them of their dangerous delusions.

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LOL. All hail Albert Hoffman! Having done a ton of it myself in HS and college, I get a real kick out of the breathless descriptions of how its done etc. Loved the stuff, shrooms too haha…we got pretty into it too, reading Huxley, Leary, Metzner, Ram Dass, the Baghavad Gita…all their research and theories about ego death etc. But, once you get going on life and all the worries about your job and saving and other things, I just can’t see going back to ever doing it again. Too much worry of getting stuck in a neurotic thought loop…which is why it buggers my imagination that these guys would even think of doing it, given their job responsibilities and the shitshow they’d suffer if caught. Not surprised one of them had a bad trip (and yeah, the ā€œwhen does it stop?ā€ question is a huge clue that the dude is freaking out haha…gotta have protocols in place for that lol). The ā€œflashbacksā€ thing always makes me laugh though…it’s either extraordinarily rare or just a myth.

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When I was in the Air Force we were all on psilocybin mushrooms grown fresh on the cow patties of Avon Park Bombing Range in Florida. Had a great time in AF.

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I guess I’m not that alarmed at off-duty drug use for guys stuck in the middle of a very boring place doing a very boring job. I mean, there’s probably been plenty of alcohol consumed off-duty too, rendering them equally unable to respond to an emergency call.

Other than the fact that LSD is illegal, I don’t really see why this is worse.

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Yet it’s another blow to the reputation of the Air Force’s nuclear missile corps, which is capable of unleashing hell in the form of Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missiles, or ICBMs.

Wow, AP staff writer; who was up last night watching nuclear apocalypse movies?

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It’s one of the worst jobs in the Air Force; boring, nothing to do, in the middle of nowhere. Glad they had a re-creation that could be fruitful out there.

I lost count of how many times I dropped acid in the 70’s. Never had a bad trip or witnessed one, but it left me with the ability to sink deeply into profound metaphysical thoughts at will.

I acknowledge that it was stupid and risky, though. Most of it was manufactured by unknown street vendors, and there was an element of frisson after swallowing the unknown substance, waiting for the effects. Overall, a pleasant and mind-opening experience for me.

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Exactly. It’s not even in my top 14,175 worries (that’s how many nukes there are in the world), especially since they apparently weren’t tripping their faces off on duty.

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Spot on.

Yeah I’m with y’all - there isn’t anything about tripping that makes it more likely that someone would do something really stupid.

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In. the. middle. of. nowhere.
Maybe if they put these nukes in cool places–Austin, Las Vegas, Times Square, South Beach, New Orleans, Nashville, airmen wouldn’t get so bored.

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Now if the entire crew of a nuclear-missile sub were tripping, I’d say that was concerning. This not so much really.

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O well yeah - circumstances matter. They matter a lot.

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