Welcome to the GOP Bizarro World… Episode 3,249…
McConnell: How do I get Trump to retweet this video of a woman fucking a donkey? We need a little more cover to pass this shit heap.
Fifty-two country-loving patriots. Not a completely bat-shit insane one in the bunch. #MAGA
Republicans about to fuck the country long-term.
When haven’t they, at least in the last 30+ years?
I’m verklempt. I believe a known kittyphile here is (not opposing exactly) my new Gnu Fútbol Federation, and has plotted against both the internationally recognized spokesman for sanity, John Cleese (not signed yet), and the brilliant work of the late ornithologist Terry Jones …
"This will not stand."
— George H.W. Bush, Aug. 6, 1990.
What’s cool is … (None of this is true!) … What qualifies me for every position in the White House Christmas Celebration: I play the same games as Barron; I understand it’s a new meaning of Yuletide but … I speak Slovenian, too: “To je prekleto nori!.”)
Oy vey. The saddest boy in the world.
That’s what they do over and over again.
And the voters never seem to figure it out.