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SenateSonsOfMitches
keeping their lack of Integrity in tact.
Can turtles have heart attacks or strokes?
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Mitch McConnell’s election is huge win for the corporate kleptocrat Romney Republicans and is a huge setback for Rand Paul, Sarah Palin and the conservative wing of the Republican party.
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You betcha, especially when they’re exposed to as much hear as this sum uva mitch is gonna be feelin. We’ll just have to hope to the dear Lord this old leatherbacks brains don’t explode with all the furor going on inside it, why it could render him completely paralyzed, speechless, and yet helplessly aware of the fucking mess his troglodyte brethren are creating for the earth and all its unwary peoples. Surely, no one would want to wish this on the poor old cooter, now would they?
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That’s heat, I meant heat, like the heat of the interior of the sun, f’instance, or maybe the lowest ring of Dante’s inferno with the devil repeatedly stickin him in the ass with his flaming pitchfork, even before he’s officially cashed it in.
Come to think of it, what’s even worse to contemplate should an artery suddenly clog up in the the dear old loggerhead’s noggin rendering him hopelessly incapacitated, why you just know that the Republican caucus would fracture into incoherent warring tribes just like the ridiculously religiously fanatic tribes of Iraq did when Sadaam’s head accidentally detached from his body as he swung at his much celebrated neck tie party.
Lawd o’ mercy the fracturing of the Repug tribes, well that would be just awful, now wouldn’t it?