Drumpf’s bottom was just observed in New York City yesterday. What’s your question, Senator Graham Cracker?
Something tells me Lindsey Graham knows a lot about bottoming. ay-ohhhhh!
Man, it’s like clockwork. Trump tweets about how some media outlet’s reporting is more and more dishonest and fortunately they’re a dying paper or their ratings are going down or whatever it is, and by some strange coincidence that paper or TV show drops a negative Trump story the same day. : ) I’ve been wondering for a couple hours now what he expected the NYT to come out with, and here it is.
Graham nails Trump’s pivot this week:
‘"It’s going to be like ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ — you got to make him look alive, even if he’s not,” Graham told the Times.’
Sen. Lindsey Graham On Trump: ‘Nobody Knows Where The Bottom Is At’
Nice to know Republican’s can’t find their ass.
Burn! Good one, Linds! Did he really say that? I’m paywalled out of the Times for the rest of the month. : (
ETA: He did. Very amusing. I’m sure the post-pivot Trump will respond with grace and humor, and sincerely apologize for forcing Graham to get a new phone by being his pre-pivot total dick self.
So, all prepositions aside, Lindsey wants to know where the “bottom” is??? This punchline demands a set-up…
Well, Graham may be a war monger-anti-civil rights-pro-oligarch repressed fatherfucker, but I’ll give him this much: he made me laugh.
In a New York Times article Friday, Graham told the paper that “people are getting pretty nervous about our candidates because he’s in a death spiral here and nobody knows where the bottom is at."
As I read this, I could hear my mother shouting, “it’s behind the prePOSITION!!!”
The bottom is when you hit the ground and find the little bottle marked “Drink Me”.
I don’t know where the bottom is at either, but I do know that if Lindsey Graham of all people is slinging caustic burns your way…you’re getting close.
Read today that the artist is planning on voting Trump. He’s most definitely not a democratic ally – he’s an anarchist who wants it all to crash and burn – and his next sculpture is Hillary. He hates her and and as he referred to Bill, “her rapist husband.” Granted I laughed at the stunt yesterday - but its not so funny anymore.
‘Nobody knows where the bottom is at.’
‘Nobody knows but Bannon’
'Nobody knows where the bottom is at.
‘Glory Halleluia.’
Wonderful…
Where the bottom is at? Just look for all the bottom-feeders circling this campaign and the corpse flower that the GOP has become…
Ask the Log Cabin Republicans… Oh you said “bottom” - singular, as in floor… my bad.
The bottom is at the base of the spine, silly.
Oh, we will hit bottom at some point. The question is, can we crawl out of the hole we’ve dug? Restore some actual civility to politics? Wonder how that “outreach” is working out for the RNC.
Is Lindsey trying to outdo the NYC Parks and Rec Dept? Because, you can’t beat that press release.