Discussion: Sen. Graham Gifts Ernst A Castration Device On First Day As A Senator

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Freakin’ strange

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I can’t figure how to interpret this - as a sign of Graham’s strange obsession with castration? Was it the only characteristic anyone could identify about Ernst? Was he trying to be clever? Will she hang that in her congressional office as a source of pride???

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Sen. Graham Gifts Ernst A Castration Device On First Day As A Senator

With Michele Bachmann’s retirement, Ernst is the new Queen of the Nuts.

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Dude is just a bundle of all-consuming confusion when it comes to deciding whether he likes penises or not (let alone his own)…

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There’s a typo on the plaque–the letters “e” and “m” are reversed.

Graham meant it to read, “Make me squeal, Joni.”

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I’m sure it was already used if Lindsay had it.

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I was going to snark on this but, nah, too easy.

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Conservative “humor” involving a device that inflicts pain. Okay then.

Also, Graham should stay far away from anything that will make people associate him and male genitalia. Just sayin.

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I didn’t realize that Lindsey was into S&M.

Things that make you go, “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

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At least he didn’t show his admiration for her by getting down on all fours and squealing like a pig. Because that’s something he only does on Saturday night.

Thanks, folks I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff.

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That “castration device” in the image is properly known as an “ecrasure” in the veterinary trade.
And here we have some solid proof that Sen. Graham may actually be trying to “go public”. Which I think may be good for his overall mental health.

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more dangerous…I think she’ll be at the top of the ticket for R’s one day

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From Graham to Ernst to us, it’s a gift.

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He either takes denial to a whole different level or he’s got a truly self-effacing sense of humor.

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I dunno. Can’t he just break out singing “It’s Raining Men”? It would be less ookie for the rest of us. Provided he can carry a tune.

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I think Lindsey would be much more comfortable with himself if he’d just come out. I mean, I really don’t care about that aspect of his personal life but jeebers!..an ecrasure as a gift?. I certainly do not agree with his militaristic republican politics
If I got a gift like that the 1st day of my term I’d be freakin’ nervous.
But damn if it isn’t a pop corn moment…

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Yes, and to be savored and appreciated!

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Yes, …yes, he did (facepalm)

The burning question here is…what was Joni’s take on “the gift”?

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