Discussion: Seismologists Ready For Fan-Generated Earthquake At Seahawks Game

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Seattle guy here. I just want to apologize in advance to all of you who aren’t Seahawk fans…

We must ban football before the Fan Quakes cause the entire coastal region to fall into the Pacific Ocean.

This is worse than fracking!!!

Also, beaches in the region have huge quantities of deadly Sand, which is linked to silicosis!

THE END IS NEAR!!!

During the Sea Hawks games I go grocery shopping and to the hardware store. No one in the parking lots and checkers are just standing around waiting for customers. It’s like the end of the world during the “Game of Concussions”.
I find the violence of football equivalent to the ancient Roman Games to keep the citizens happy and preoccupied while they starved to death. Fans cheering their heroes on the field while these football superstars trash their bodies and end up cripples at 30 years of age. Has human evolution stopped?