I think if the Republicans had one ounce of decency, they’d start out the convention with a Moment of Silence to honor the late martyr. All of the presidential contenders should stand onstage, holding hands, heads bowed while a Man of the Cloth recites one of the what must be many of Brother Finicum’s favorite Passages in ‘The Holy Bible.’ When the Moment of Silence has come to a close, perhaps a single remembrance candle should be lit to honor all of the babies killed by Planned Parenthood – at which time, failed HP CEO Carly Fiorina will show the somber crowd the horrible scenes of that poor, defenseless, totally alive, kicking and cooing white baby being hacked to death with an old, rusty hatchet by that Lesbian Liberal Planned Parenthood janitor. When Carly has finished her little show-and-tell, perhaps Ted Cruz will finally show us the pictures of Heidi that The Donald’s been hinting of.
I mean, seriously, who does the Secret Service think they are??? … infringing on these white people’s Second Amendment right?!? Yeah, Doctor Ben and Mia Love will be there, but they’ll be too busy serving the guests to even worry about carrying a weapon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the pockets of those staff uniforms, anyway.
Sounds fun, doesn’t it?