Discussion: Secret Service Investigating 'Suspicious Package' Near WH Grounds

“WH Grounds”? Did Nunes drop his papers yesterday ?

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Beat me to it!!!
Quick put a BOLO out for Nunes!!!

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Devin Nunes immediately denied responsibility for leaving his folder of forged classified documents on the lawn. Then he said he had no idea what unidentified object they were talking about.

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Running shoes and black clothes. Malaria is pre-placing her escape bags in advance of taking up residence.

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Any chance it is a Flux Capacitor and our long national nightmare might soon be over?

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I dunno…it’s hard to ‘believe’ anything these days…

did it use a catapult to jump the fence?

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What time is the Reichstag fire set to start?

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Was it Steve Bannon’s suspicious package?

The day before Kristalnacht.

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The box of oversized condoms Nunes was bring Donald?

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Flaming Bag of Dogshit Alert.

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Likely the last box of journal articles backing policy by the previous administration, all of which were tossed by the transition team. We don’t need facts anymore, now that we have lobbyist-supplied talking points and bill templates.

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Trump and his people will be behind any and every alleged attack on the Whitehouse. They all will be false flags to distract attention away from the daily fuckups coming out.

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Comrade Kushner must of left his case of vodka by the gate

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It’s just the relay transmitter to Moscow, no big deal.

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It’s just Ivanka’s delivery of dildos

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Trump: “Alexa, I need a newsworthy distraction delivered to the White House lawn today. And I’ll need a war with Iran by Friday.”

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Trump is a member of the Meatloaf of the Month Club…delivered by some guy named Claus von Stauffenberg?!?

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