Discussion: Sean Spicer To Serve As Trump's White House Press Secretary

Excuse me …

Need to RUN to the bathroom ----

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Hemlock, anyone?

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Which is what Spicer will say when someone asks him about ongoing events.

Seriously, considering how badly this guy has melted down on camera with fairly innocuous questions, he’s going to have a nervous breakdown with trying to handle the WH Press Secretary job.

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This is going to be the hardest job in his administration. Translating his fentanyl infused tweets and trying to square the conflicting messages that will undoubtedly come from the various self-serving members of his administration is likely to induce a stress-related heart attack. Can’t say I’ll be sad when it happens.

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But now that the new policy is not needing to actually tell anyone what is really going on …

He’ll do fine —

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“Browbeat the Press”

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Even worse than Vogon poetry.

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And most of his statements will start out with “What the President meant by that was…”

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GAWD…I’m gonna be sick…

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Press Secretary and Master of Semiotics.

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Trump said in a statement. "I am excited they will be
  leading the team that will communicate my **agenda**

Propaganda ---- FIFY …

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Hence the need for four people to do it.

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Trump’s transition team announced that in addition to Spicer, Hope Hicks will serve as director of strategic communications; Jason Miller will serve as director of communications; and Dan Scavino will serve as social media director.


Is it me or did all 4 of em get the same job?

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And what makes anyone think the press secretary will have daily, or even weekly, briefings?

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Now that we have the Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda filled, I can’t wait to hear who the Gauleiters will be!

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You can always count on Republican’s for the beast who will bite us, not exactly the best and the brightest. Remind yourself of the rogues gallery brought to us as press secretary by the Bush Administration. Ari Fleisher, Tony Snow, Dan Perino, just weak.

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This appointment makes me really happy…that my TV is collecting dust in the garage.

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But Ari Fleischer is still hovering nearby, just in case that rattling boiler finally explodes.

(Side note: Spicer isn’t even in that photo.)

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This is going to be a fucking clown show.

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